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  1. Summary

    These stories are all unconnected one-shots written for the Fluff Bingo that Jilly James set up on the Just Write! Discord. For every four stories posted I get to call 'Bingo' and if I manage all sixteen prompts then I get to call 'Blackout'!

    Challenge lasts from July 1 until October 31, 2019, so wish me luck.

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    A series of thirteen stories which are virtually unconnected to one another save for the incontrovertible fact that they all center on a certain precocious and snarky Hobbit, his grumpy and majestic Dwarven King, and their steadfast warrior Captain, (who, not so secretly, would kill for Bilbo’s delectable biscuits).

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  1. Public Bookmark 23

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    Goblins have long and bitter memories but luckily hobbits have better aim.

    Or, after his escape from Gollum, Bilbo stumbles upon the Company a little earlier than we see in the film, and proves himself more of a Took than anyone expected.

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    13 Jul 2019

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    There's dead silence from the company.

    "B-Bilbo?" a hesitant Balin calls out, and Bilbo tries not to wince at the tone, "are you… floating on top of the water?"

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    12 Jul 2019

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    “Look,” Thorin said to Dwalin, after the halfling had miraculously survived a hundred foot fall and caught up with them after escaping a mountain full of ravenous goblins, the entire company had been cornered on a cliff by wargs and set fire to the trees they were on, Thorin himself had managed to avoid getting decapitated, and the whole lot of them had gotten an unexpected ride by oliphant-sized talking eagles. The halfling was still bubbling happily nearby, his stupidly beautiful eyes wide open and fawn-like. “Look,” Thorin said again, a little more firmly. “There’s something not right about all this.”

    “Mahal, not this again,” said Dwalin.

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    12 Jul 2019

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    Filled for a prompt on the Hobbit Kinkmeme:

    "Thorin is terrific with kids... to a fault. He seems to have a knack for appropriating other people's children. First it was Fili and Kili, then it happens with Bard's children, and then later on with Frodo."

    Otherwise known as: "Thorin observes the dibs rule for children"

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    12 Jul 2019

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    Bilbo and Thorin have been married for six months now. The thing is, Thorin’s family doesn’t know this. And because pretending to be just friends for the three weeks you’re going to spend at the family cabin is so much easier than telling the truth, that is what they will do.

    (Of course Bilbo has his own ideas of how believable it is for a grown man to bring a friend to spend Christmas with his family. That’s why the make a bet out of it.)

     

    [2015 Bagginshield Advent Calendar]

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    12 Jul 2019