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    Our heroes' answering machines narrate a better version of their lives. CRACK.

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    Tucking his sunglasses into the neck of his black t-shirt, he scans the crowded space for the man Anathema had described. Blond, she’d said. A bit old-fashioned. Crowley had taken that to mean no shagging until the third date but his eyes land on a man who looks like he just returned from tea in the Victorian era and he just knows he’s found his date. Ezra Fell.

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    12 Aug 2019

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    Crowley gets stuck in his serpent form, and Aziraphale tries his best to help.

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    21 Jul 2019

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    “Why d’you need a mirror in that form anyway?” Crowley said. “’S not like you’re supposed to look a certain way, in a form like that. There’s a reason vanity’s our business, Angel.”

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    15 Jul 2019

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    The Dowlings miraculously need a nanny and a gardener at the same time, and Aziraphale suggests they flip for it. Crowley takes one moment to picture Aziraphale nannying anyone and calls dibs. It’s not that Aziraphale’s terrible with humans, he’s just, well. Terrible with humans. Truly, truly terrible.

    He doesn’t want to deal with Aziraphale getting metaphorically guillotined or kicking up security’s paranoia, basically. A gardener can be a little odd, and no one will notice or care. Except Warlock, perhaps, as the only other person with any real reason to spend much time out on the lawn, but Warlock’s the one they want noticing so that’ll be fine, Crowley’s sure.

    Even if it does make him cringe a little, leaving Aziraphale in charge of the plants.

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    10 Jul 2019

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    “How many people don’t believe I exist?” Crowley asks in the doorway.
    “I’m sure no – ” Aziraphale begins, only to be cut off by Gabriel and a reluctant Newton.
    “Everyone.”

    No one wants to say it, but the residents of Dorm A, floor 3, are collectively convinced Aziraphale Fell’s boyfriend does not exist. This is their story.

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    08 Jul 2019

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