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    The man who, fuck knows, sprouted fully formed out of the ground in the middle of the Fort Knox times a zillion highly secured Avengers facility- gaped at the earbuds trailing from Tony's ears. "Is that tiny stick playing music ."

    A very slow, ominous kind of horror was starting to dawn over Tony's mind. " Please don't tell me you were frozen in ice for ninety years."

    "Don't be ridiculous- I was in space." The man said. He plucked a plastic bag off of Tony's counter and proffered it. "Blueberry?"

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    Or, how Tony Stark got his groove back, with the assistance of one Peter Quill.

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    28 Oct 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    post kh3.

    time to punt a god
    .............punch a god
    ...............tolerate a god
    .........................??? a god?

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    25 Oct 2019

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    Wow. Just wow. Very nice

  3. Public Bookmark 49

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    Dumbledore’s eyes twinkled.

    That was never a good sign, Harry thought wryly.

    “I am pleased to introduce your new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor…” — Hermione sighed. Harry couldn’t help but agree; another year, another train wreck — “Professor Kakashi Hatake.”

    The masked man with impossible silver hair inclined his head, and then promptly flopped down into his seat at the head table.

    Hermione sighed again. “Do you think this one will be competent? Or, better yet, not a Death Eater in disguise?”

    Ron laughed. “Oi, Lupin was good. Except for the whole, y’know…”

    Fifth year, Harry thought. He couldn’t wait.

     

    (Kakashi teaches at Hogwarts. He's actually pretty decent.)

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    01 Oct 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Very nice. Kinda subverts the whole characters go to Hogwarts trope that happens with crossovers.

  4. Public Bookmark 76

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    A What-If series where Sakura is Canon except not useless and still a Teachers Pet. And turns Sasuke in before he can defect to Orochimaru. Because Kishimoto robbed us when it came to Sakura and I'm still salty

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    30 Sep 2019

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    Very good! I really like the au.

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    Sasuke always told Sakura she was weak. Even after she trained with Tsunade for years he only had eyes for Naruto whom he considered strong. She would forever be invisible to him no matter how many mountains she toppled.

    Being a member of Team Seven despite Sasuke’s refusal to acknowledge her meant she got herself into her fair share of sticky situations. Getting stuck a hundred odd years in the past had to take the cake though.

    But she was just a weak little girl and compared to the shinobi of old she’d be ridiculously pathetic. Sasuke had said she was weak to him – a modern day shinobi who hadn’t been forced into battle after battle like they did in the Warring Clans Era. Obviously she’d be nothing more than a spec of dirt in the eyes of the Founders.

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    30 Sep 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Very nice. I approve