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    "Aziraphale was flushing red with anger though more likely it was the wine. He looked magnificent. Terribly out of date, plump, well groomed, angry, and magnificent. Crowley groaned and put his head in his hands."

    Crowley feels backed into a corner and says some things about having Feelings to Aziraphale. It doesn't go well, and then it goes okay, and then it goes very well indeed.

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    22 Feb 2021

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    "There was something else I was going to ask you," Aziraphale continued, unabashed. "Ah… How to put it?" He tapped his hand on his thigh for a moment, and then apparently found inspiration. "Ah! When you're…" Crowley made the mistake of making eye contact with him, and Aziraphale gave him another outrageous wink. "Dining out… What cutlery do you prefer to use?"

    "I'm sorry?" Crowley said pleasantly, trying his best not to cause anything in the dining room to catch aflame in his frustration.

    Aziraphale gave him a reproachful stare, as if Crowley were being very stupid. "When you're eating, Crowley. Do you favour the… The knife?" Aziraphale actually glanced conspicuously at his own crotch, and Crowley considered leaving the dining room via the nearest window. "Or the spoon?" Another raised eyebrow. "Or even, let's say, a fork?"

    "What the fuck is the fork in this situation?" Crowley hissed through gritted teeth.

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    Aziraphale mentions that he'd like to have sex with Crowley. Crowley is completely taken-aback, and very conflicted, and very interested. Aziraphale is also trying to kill him by using elaborate food metaphors to explain the whole subject, which is not helping in the slightest.

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    28 Jan 2021

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    “I know you’d do anything to be treated like that. I’m not going to give it to you.”

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    28 Jan 2021

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    “Well, it’s not permanent,” Anathema said, avoiding eye contact. “It’ll wear off in seven days, but in the meantime...”

    She looked up at the two of them, and sighed apologetically. 

    “You guys are gonna want to get yourselves somewhere private. Fast.”

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    28 Jan 2021

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    If it weren’t for Aziraphale’s persistence, they wouldn’t have had a sex life at all, and Crowley was a demon, for goodness sake! Aziraphale didn’t understand it.

    (Aziraphale has the communication skills of a doorknob. Crowley isn't any better.)

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    25 Jan 2021

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