Five is trapped in the apocalypse for two months before he’s able to create another portal back. However, instead of falling back to his time, he ends up at a funeral with all his very-clearly-not-thirteen siblings. Well, shit.
In which Klaus (and a frustrated-he-can’t-hug-his-little-brother-Ben) swear not to let Five get hurt with… mixed results, Diego and Vanya just want to help, and Five is more scared than he'll admit.
08 Jul 2019
after aziraphale helps crowley sober up post spanish inquisition, gabriel puts a "blessing" on aziraphale that prevents him from saying how he feels about crowley. once the armageddidn't is over, aziraphale tries to find other ways to get the message across. technically canon compliant.
07 Aug 2017
Aziraphale gets requested by the heavenly court to prove that romantic love is real, and makes a valiant effort. He's read about it so many times, in all the most romantic books. How hard could it be?
Crowley's prank to leave Aziraphale with fake eggs to babysit does not go remotely as planned.
Crowley Invented Youtube Recommended (Parsley, Thyme, Sage, Daffodils remix) by flibbertygigget for MostWeakHamlets
23 Aug 2019
After Aziraphale's video on crêpes makes it into Youtube recommendations through a little demonic intervention, he quickly goes viral. Cue college students just trying to make it work, a bunch of young queers who see A.Z. Fell and his husband Anthony as "goals," and quite a few comments from one Newton Pulsifer.
"Do you mean to tell me that this guy is Michael as in the archangel Michael, leader of the heavenly armies and all that?" And by 'all that' Linda meant 'the guy who the bible claims is going to kick your ass during the end of the world.'
"Not exactly," Michael said at the exact same time that Lucifer exclaimed, "Heavens, no!"
Lucifer scowled at Michael, who snapped his mouth shut and took a step backwards, at which point Lucifer continued, saying, "No, Linda, this boring little pencil pusher isn't one of my brothers, he's one of Maze's."
Written for the Trope Bingo prompt: Reunions.
Bookmarked by Roserayrose
19 Sep 2019