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  1. Rec *

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    The shadow bends down and picks up one of the discarded wallets. “I believe this belongs to me.”
    Shit. They’re fucked.
    Even though Xue Yang can’t see him, he recognizes the voice. He turns to Qing-mei and he knows it’s not her fault because she doesn’t know much about Xue Yang’s past—and that’s deliberate—so she doesn’t know who he went to high school with, doesn’t know anything about him other than their shared shitty childhood in the foster care system and their unceremonious ‘graduation’ from it, expected to pretty much fend for themselves the minute they aged out—
    “You stole Song Lan’s wallet?”
    “Who the fuck is that?” Qing-mei jumps up, her fight or flight clearly active and ready to go.
    “He’s someone I knew in high school.” And even that doesn’t completely cover it. “We kinda hung out sometimes, I guess.”
    “No,” Song Lan clarifies, his voice low and cold—but not disdainful. Like Xue Yang isn’t even worth that. “We did not hang out. You stalked Xingchen the entire time. Until you dropped out.”
    The big guy’s not wrong.

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    13 Dec 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    smut but also sweet
    song/xiao love
    xue yang fun
    modern au
    threesome yum.
    my faves

  2. Rec 78

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    The note reads, "hiiii So ive never done this before, but this isn’t for me, its for my brother Nie Mingjue. He wont admit it, but he needs this, so like? Can you just be nice to him for an evening or two? Im not paying for sex for him, i dont think. Your website is confusing!!!
    Anyway, email me the address for wherever you want to meet him (i read your terms of service, Also long and confusing!!1) and plz plz don’t charge my card if you end up fucking him, i really dont want to know -- Nie Huaisang x".

    Meng Yao grinds his teeth as he reads, anticipating an absolutely terrible evening if this Nie Huaisang person had to set up the date for his family member, likely an attic case. Of course, what was he expecting when he decided to make availabilities for new clientele? Normal people?

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    The latest well intentioned but poorly thought out plan by Nie Huaisang to get his brother a social life involves hiring an escort. Nie Mingjue wasn't expecting to a blind date with his brother's... art friend (?) to go so well. Meng Yao is just trying to get through grad school and pay his rent and bills without going insane, and he certainly didn't need to add feelings for a client into the mix.

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    28 Nov 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    so i love this.
    jgy is a sex worker but modern au
    da-ge taking care of people is the best

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    "You want Wen Ruohan dead," the Patriarch continued idly. "You want his corpse puppets eliminated. You want his halls burned to the ground and his soldiers disemboweled and begging for mercy. Have I about covered it?"

    He gave another knife-edged smile.

    "But what will you give me in return?"

    "We would be willing to offer quite a bit in return for Wen Ruohan's defeat," Lan Xichen admitted. "But I'm afraid we don't know what an immortal such as yourself desires. Please advise us."

    The Patriarch waved at hand at the front of the tent. "I want Second Young Master Lan."

    (In which the Sunshot Campaign ends through an arranged marriage to the Yiling Patriarch, and Lan Wangji suffers the mortifying ordeal of falling in love with his own husband.)

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    28 Nov 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    so arranged marriage sort of.
    lan wangji is good at everything including being the ideal bride. nuff said.
    i can't believe i hadn't already bookmarked this one.
    its just good
    longer fic with plot

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    “Hmm.” Nie Huaisang taps his chin with one green-lacquered fingernail. Raising an eyebrow, he leans into Jiang Cheng, letting his eyes go heavy-lidded and suggestive. “What is your deepest, darkest, filthiest sexual fantasy?” he asks in a husky voice. “And no cop-outs, I’ll know if you cop out.”

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    During a game of Drunk Jenga at the annual Nie Brothers Halloween party, Jiang Cheng says more than he means to about his biggest sexual fantasy — and finds his friends surprisingly willing to help him realize it. After all, what are friends for? AKA: "The Jiang Cheng Fuckfest Fic."

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    26 Nov 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    smut o.o
    jiang cheng+everyone!
    wwx/lwj/jc
    modern au
    we like it when jc has a good time ~.^

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    A new plan hatches in Wei Wuxian’s head. If this nocturnal, bottom-feeding, slimy, invasive mudcat posing as a beautiful actor thinks he can sway Wei Wuxian with animal pictures and a sob story and an unbelievably stilted way of texting with still no dick pictures in the first five minutes of conversation, he has another thing coming. Wei Wuxian’s got it, alright, he has this in the fucking bag.

    Wei Wuxian plots to expose a catfish using strategic memes and turtle pictures while wiggling his way out of family dinner. Lan Wangji just wants companions.
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    08 Nov 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    i laughed