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    Phichit gets the Italians first. He's read the dossier on Sara and Michele (probably not their real names) and how Michele refuses to accept a mission without his sister.

    "Looks like Ice Prince has made contact with Eros." Sara mutters to Michele over their supposedly secure ear pieces.

    "Ice Prince? Eros?" Phichit mouths to himself. What the actual fuck?

    Michele sighs, "figures Interpol would send in a honeypot to distract the Russians."

    Oh my god. They think Yuuri is the agent.

    This might be the first time anyone's mistaken thirst for international espionage.
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    Yuuri's just trying to get the d, while Phichit's just trying to save the world. They've both got their priorities.

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    17 Jun 2018

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    “You know, kids,” Steve heard from the backyard, “one of the most common threats a superhero has to face is inside an active volcano! We’re going to have to work on your evasion skills, so for the next five minutes, the floor is lava!” This was met by a sudden spike in both volume and pitch from the small children as they scrambled onto every raised surface they could find and immediately launched themselves right back off.

    “I’ve never seen actual lava in my entire life,” Steve said, vaguely offended.

    “You got a superhero impersonator for The Falcon’s niece’s birthday party,” Sam said, incredulous. “The Falcon, who is an actual superhero.”

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    17 Jun 2018

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    Hawke spends most of his time getting rich and getting drunk (not necessarily in that order) while playing cards in taverns. While away from Kirkwall, he ends up playing against an overly confident Danarius who bets his slave, Fenris, as the main prize. (AU with canon setting)

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    16 Jun 2018

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    “I don’t care if Potter likes me,” Draco sniffed, coming to terms with his mother’s betrayal, both of his hand in marriage – or mating – and her trust in his likeability. Old lady was obviously losing it. He was adorable.

    Alternatively: Draco's always known he'd be married off as a trophy omega, but suddenly his mother's trying to make him king by promising him to some stupidly good-looking alpha and she just won't stop smiling at him. Does fate's cruelty know no end?!

    Smut | ABO | Completely Self-Indulgent Trash

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    14 Jun 2018

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    Derek is way too sweet to be a criminal, but then that’s probably what everyone who loves a criminal would say.

    Really, if the evidence wasn’t piled so high, Stiles might even think that Derek was just a regular guy.

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