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    Aziraphale thinks it’s about time his relationship with Crowley progressed, and he’s found just the book to help him.
    (Note: The book quoted throughout is The Art of Dating by Evelyn Millis Duvall, first published in 1958)

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    In which people keep mistaking Crowley and Aziraphale for a couple, and Aziraphale starts to wonder if there might be something to it.

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    Crowley's prank to leave Aziraphale with fake eggs to babysit does not go remotely as planned.

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    Crowley goes too slow, Aziraphale drinks copious amounts of alcohol, and the bookshop is (very nearly) set on fire. Again.

    - - - -

    "Aziraphale is not one to overindulge in alcohol.

    Except for when the occasion really calls for it.

    And this one does.

    Because - because -

    He wants Crowley. He wants his companionship. He wants him here, now. He wants Crowley - he wants. He wants-

    Another glass of wine. By now he’s lost count.

    Because Crowley is not here. Aziraphale could call him. He could, but - but. Aziraphale is in no state. Probably. And besides, Crowley cannot come. Not tonight, at least. Maybe never. Crowley drove off, after all. Maybe Aziraphale has waited too long. Maybe he’s gone too slow.

    And this thought is painful enough to warrant another drink. Or three.

    He’s drunk his way through a Chateau Pontet Bordeaux red blend, an Albert Mann pinot noir, the Monsanto Chianti Classico Riserva, and half of the crystal encased Glenglassaugh whiskey by this point, and he’s fine. He is. Really. Even if the room has begun to sway around him."

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    Aziraphale and Crowley are presented with a classic philosophical conundrum

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    Crowley drifted into consciousness to the muted sounds of London morning traffic. He shifted a little on the old-fashioned down-filled mattress; he still wasn't entirely used to Aziraphale's bed, which was no where near as big or luxurious as the one in his own flat. But there were some perks to it, namely the warm body resting beside him. He smiled lazily as a hand ran through his hair, and he finally opened his golden eyes to look at Aziraphale lying next to him, cast in the gentle glow of the early morning sun.

    "Good morning, my love," Aziraphale said, still stroking Crowley's hair.

    "Morning, angel," he replied, voice thick with sleep.

    ---

    Crowley takes Aziraphale out for the day and overhears a conversation that melts his heart a little. Just some pointless fluff to brighten your day.

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    Lockdown is over, and Crowley needs to get outside...

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    Crowley tells Aziraphale a bedtime story. It, rather predictably, goes way off the rails.
    Or,
    Crowley tells a story in which a dashing hero saves the world with the help of a handsome Prince. Along the way, the Prince turns into a dragon when anyone tries to borrow anything from his castle, the hero's faithful steed is lost, an evil salamander is defeated with a magical potion we forgot to foreshadow, and the kingdom is saved.

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    CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
    AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
    CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
    AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
    CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

    ***

    Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

    But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending any time soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

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    Aziraphale ventures onto the Internet and discovers something alarming: there are people writing stories about him and Crowley! Aziraphale dives into fandom and discovers he has a knack for writing Ineffable Husbands fanfiction. His popularity leads him to be invited to a convention - for which he has just the right costume...!

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    After the world doesn't end and they've evaded Heaven and Hell, Aziraphale chooses Crowley, and Their Own Side, and Earth.

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    The video that opened The Ineffable Con on October 18th 2019.

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    Aziraphale accidentally summons a demon while enjoying a pleasant evening in with his own company, so to speak. Crowley is not displeased by this turn of events.

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    After the little apocalypse that couldn't, Aziraphale expects things to change between him and Crowley. But after being told he goes too fast, Crowley isn't about to take the lead. It takes a long break on Alpha Centauri for Aziraphale to come to terms with his new life and his new priorities.

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    Very much does what it says on the tin: Crowley is intrigued by pornography. Aziraphale likes to educate. Smut ensues.

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    The seminal documentary on Vulcan courtship. Everything you always wanted to know about Vulcan biology but were afraid to ask.

    Winner of the Amok Time Reloaded vid competition at KiScon, the Kirk/Spock convention, in Los Angeles, 2017; also voted Best in Show at RevelCon 2018.

    Footage: Star Trek TOS, TMP.
    Audio: David Attenborough, from numerous of his documentaries; music from Star Trek TOS.

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    A convention trailer for KiScon 2017, which celebrates the 50th anniversary of the first airing of Amok Time.

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    Inspired by the "K/S at a certain age" panel at KiScon 2015, this is a love letter to old married K/S.

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    Between Generations and the events that triggered the Reboot, Spock is alone for nearly 100 years. Fortunately, Vulcans are very patient.

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    In his first year in command of the USS Enterprise James T. Kirk must gel his new team together, adapt to his abrupt change in status over his friends, and deal with falling for his first officer. And, of course, there's always someone out to threaten the galaxy.

    Note: Beta-read by the wonderful waketosleep. This was written in 2009-2010, and thus pre-dates Into Darkness. It was only pointed out to me recently that I neglected to upload it here for some reason. Also, since writing this I have spent two years living in the US so I have taken the opportunity to correct some of the lingering Britishisms. Please feel free to prod if you spot any leftovers!

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