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    “Dragons that lay eggs, are more properly referred to as Dragonkind. They grow to be ten feet tall, walk on two legs, are...somewhat humanoid, and they have a single sex.”

    “So the same dragon lays the eggs and fertilizes them?”

    “Hm.”

    “...I’m still missing something.”

    “Dragonkind need a host to incubate their eggs for the first few hours after laying.”

    “Ohh, so the sheepskin and hot water bottle is to keep it snug while you’re holding it against your chest. I see. Bit of a cuddle.”

    “No, Jaskier.”

    “...they lay the egg, and then you cuddle it, and they, er. Fertilize it while you’re curled around it? Bit sticky, still doesn’t explain the size of the reward.”

    “No, Jaskier.” Geralt added thoughtfully, after a moment. “And the one in this territory uses ‘he.’ Not they.”

    “He. Good to know. Well gods damn it then, Geralt, why don’t you explain to me in direct language where little dragons come from then?”

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    25 Jan 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 33

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    Make your wish. You can have anything you want. You could choose not to be a witcher. What do you desire?

    Geralt uses the last wish to make himself human again. He and Jaskier go to the coast to find what pleases them. Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts at all.

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    24 Jan 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 57

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    After Jaskier almost gets himself beheaded getting in the way of Geralt's sword during a fight, Geralt decides to have a serious conversation with the bard about how sharp and dangerous his swords are. It backfires when Geralt --and Jaskier-- discover that apparently, seeing Geralt's strong hands holding a blade so close to Jaskier's soft skin is.... way more arousing than it ought to be. Jaskier is apparently a slut for danger, and Geralt is just a sucker for Jaskier.

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    23 Jan 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 86

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    Jaskier and Geralt learn a little about the limits of the human body when faced with witcher strength, the importance of communication in the bedroom, and how to protect the person you love, even if it's from yourself.

    (In other words, Geralt accidentally gets a little too rough with Jaskier during sex and they have to talk about it like grownups. Gross.)

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    22 Jan 2021

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    Geralt and Eskel fuck Jaskier within an inch of his life and do a lackluster job of taking care of him after. Sometime after they fall asleep, Jaskier finds himself falling to pieces in a place that doesn't quite feel like home.

    (Jaskier whump with a soft, happy, cuddly ending)

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    22 Jan 2021

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