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    Messrs. Numbers and Wrench, and their various pre-series interactions.

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    Unemployment was not the best thing to ever happen to Connor, but it was high on the list. The best thing to ever happen to Connor was the sight of a Corgi wearing a small cowboy hat leashed to a post in front of the liquor shop. The second best thing to ever happen to him was the emancipation of his people from slavery and the opening of negotiations for equal rights. But unemployment may come in at a solid third.

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    26 Jan 2020

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    there are three fics for this pairing tag and one of the other two is mine

    THREE

    is it because you think one of these characters is Jesus
    if so do you have a minute I can explain docetic gnosticism to you
    actually probably no one can explain docetic gnosticism to anyone except Elaine Pagels but you underst

    COME BACK HERE

     

    xenosaga does not even know who jesus IS

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    Akechi Goro is alive – one of his biggest regrets is alive and standing in front of him looking like he’s ready for some highbrow sports photo shoot when what he really needs is five years intensive therapy and at least five more steps away from Akira.

    No, no, no – the universe is not allowed to shove this on him so soon after it just flung him three fucking years into the past.

    (Sometimes the only way to save someone is to let them save you first.)
    (Huge canon divergence. Akira's past and future affect him big time.)

    Translation in Chinese now available here courtesy of coakira2!

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    26 Jan 2020

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    have been following this for two years and would happily follow for another ten

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    @dungeonmap @J0KER420 nishima is offline
    @J0KER420 @dungeonmap
    @kirifuda hey if we're mutuals you can add me on my priv @J0KER420

    or: fandom au, where joker is a big name fan, crow is his favorite fic author, and everything goes even worse than expected.
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    fantastic writing, the good things you keep hearing about it are all true