- Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan (5)
- Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling (3)
- Life Is Strange (Video Game) (3)
- Teen Wolf (TV) (2)
- IT - Stephen King (2)
Draco gets a surprise on the evening before his birthday
“You’re lucky you were assigned the world’s best assassin!”
“But I wasn’t...”
“Okay... the world’s okayest assassin.”
“I’m sorry, what?”
“You heard me.”
“I hate my job.”
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“They’re all out there playing ‘happy little family’ while pretending everything’s fine. Nothing about this is fine!”
“What are you saying?”
“I’m saying, maybe it’s time we start playing cops and robbers instead.”
Or the one where Percy gets sick of problems being ignored and starts an “underground crime fighting agency” (aka the mafia)
“Out of all the losers… why did you choose me?”
“You’re the only one that my mom trusts me to have in the house when both of them are away.”
“That is most definitely the wrong choice.”
“Damn right it is.”
“I still get tingles every time I look at you, and for once I’m not talking about sexually.”
“Rich, you shouldn’t be saying that.”
“Yeah, I know. I’m the one who fucked it up, but I look at you and I forget all of it. Ya know? It’s like it’s all happening again. I never could fight against my feelings for you, Stanny. It’s no shock it wouldn’t be different now.”
“I could never tell.”
Or Stan and Richie unintentionally become the start of the Poly Losers' Club by breaking up.
This is 1000% based off of ABBA songs. It gets really sad in some areas.
“It’s not gonna work is it? I went my whole life excited to meet who the universe decided was my perfect match just to find out it’s not gonna work.”
“I’d like to make it work. We could try. As long as you promise not to kill me.”
“I promise but I can’t promise anything for my family."
“And I for mine. The secrecy will just add to the sexiness of this.”
“Then yeah, I’d like to try.”
“Good, because one taste and, darling, I’m already addicted to those lips.”
Sometimes the universe screws you over and there's two options:
Fight it with everything you've got until you get what you thought you wanted
Or accept it and find what you never knew you needed
Chris Argent really wants a break.
Peter Hale just wants time to figure out what the hell is happening.
Stiles Stilinski wants the supernatural world to stop screwing over his life.
Nico's Confusing 95th Birthday And The Following Events by QueenHazieOfGotham (RedwinKazier), RedwinKazier
01 Oct 2020
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