RayofHouseProcrastination



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    Blackwater Bayou seems like a nice enough place just like Joffrey had appeared once upon a time. But under the gentile façade there’s corruption. Trapped in an abusive marriage to the alcoholic, pill-popping sheriff’s son who is also a cop, Sansa turns to the old gods for help. She’d heard there was once magic in the blood of the First Men and with an old book of spells and in her desperation, she begs for a protector to help her escape her violent husband. Instead, they send an avenger…

    Jon Snow knows a lot about the magic of the First Men but, tormented by his desire for his cousin Sansa, he left home to serve the Nights Watch six years ago. He had no idea everything would turn to shit for the Starks as soon as he swore his vows though. Murdered by his own men six years later, he finds himself unexpectedly returned from the dead. With a somewhat skewed moral compass and a new purpose in his life, he returns to the bayou to find Sansa…and kill everyone who’s ever wronged her.

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    30 Oct 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 37

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    Sick of watching his friend Sandor pining over a certain redhead, convinced no woman would want him, Jaime sets up a fake Instagram account in Sandor's name to prove he is desirable to women. He never thought it would be this popular!

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    30 Oct 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    Christmas trees and cats are a volatile combination. Sandor and Sansa's cat, Lady, enjoys her first Christmas. A continuation of "How Sandor Became a Cat Person".

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    30 Oct 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 1

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    “I’m not really a cat person.”

    Sansa smirked at him and looped her arm through his. It wasn’t a good enough excuse and he knew it.

    “Isn’t this place for kids?”

    “Says Jon Snow, who still plays video games and had kept all his Pokemon cards,” she countered, tugging him along to the offending establishment.

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    26 Oct 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 9

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    Daddy Sandor has to look after his six-month old princess on his own! What fun!

    A one-shot continuation of 'The Santa Stand-in' but can be read independently.

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    22 Oct 2018