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    Bucky clapped him on the back in commiseration. "You really gotta tell him, man. All of this pining and sexual tension's not good for your mojo."

    "Wouldn't do any good." Steve lifted his head. He was going to have jerk off material for at least the next year just from the memory of Thor's treasure trail disappearing under the white of his towel. "He's still not into guys."

    "Maybe he's hetero-flexible, you don't know."

     

    (Modern Day AU where Steve & Thor & Bucky all served in the military together and Steve & Thor are now roommates.)

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    27 Feb 2020

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    Thor’s laughing. “I mustn’t tease you so,” he decides.

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    27 Feb 2020

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    Bro human biology!!! Bro that fucking SENT ME I basically hacked up a lung from laughing fuck I hate being sick and laughing 😂😂😂

  3. Public Bookmark 43

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    “Okay so,” Tony reached across Rhodey to steal most of the egg rolls off the plate. “Thor says he wants to wrestle and I swear Steve almost died. Almost expired right there in the gym. Thor said something about a little death and being sent to Valhalla or something? And then Steve basically died. Heart failure, probably.”

    “Or his dick exploded.” Clint pointed out, shoving noodles into his mouth at an alarming rate. “Cause of death, god-caused orgasm. What a way to go.”

    “You're all animals.” Natasha said calmly, picking her way through a vegetarian plate with Pepper. “I’m not saying Steve doesn’t have a ten inch hard on for our resident celestial–” Pepper inhaled broccoli. “– but Steve’s issue with Thor is probably because Steve grew up in a time when there was definitely only one god and he certainly didn’t look like a walking wet dream.”

    Rhodey slapped Tony’s hand away from another egg roll. “So Captain America doesn’t have a problem with aliens, wormholes, magic or waking up seventy years in the future, but multiple gods is where he draws the line?”
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    (Thundershield gets together and the team gossips.)
    (Inspired by Hoziers "Take Me To Church")

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    27 Feb 2020

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    I have to agree with Bruce on this one lol see ya there sinners

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    Tony is sleep deprived, and finds Mjolnir in his lab. Without realizing what he is doing, Tony picks her up and takes her to Thor, scolding the Demi god for leaving her stupid places.

    Thor has been trying to court Tony for months, and realizing that the sleepy genius is worthy to hold Mjolnir just encourages him to try harder.

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    26 Feb 2020

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    Bro I want a Thor like this 😝

  5. Public Bookmark 38

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    On the first day of his high school practicum, Peter Parker gets lost trying to navigate the wide open spaces of Upstate New York.

    Not wanting to be late on his first day and risk failing, he decides to take a shortcut through some private property and hop a fence.

    In hindsight, being late wouldn’t have been so bad.

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    26 Feb 2020

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    This is crazy

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