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    Buck and Eddie get together, move in together, and then adopt a child together.

    Actually – scratch that.

    A child adopts Buck and Eddie, they move in together, and finally, finally they get it together.

    Or

    imagine those seagulls from that scene in Finding Nemo screaming "girldad buddie! girldad buddie! girldad buddie!"

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    11 May 2022

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    Aaaaahhhhhg beautiful

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    She almost smiles, and true alarm starts to build in his chest. “I’m afraid I’m not here for something so small. Professor Roberts has resigned.”

    “Good,” Draco says honestly, “Would you like a list of suitable alternatives? I know a number of competent potions masters abroad, but then of course you’d have to hire another teacher to act as the Slytherin head. I’m afraid you’ve dried up all the half decent Slytherin Potions masters.”

    “Not all of them,” she says quietly.

    He blinks. She can’t be serious. “You can’t be serious.”

    “Gravely,” she says, “Mr. Malfoy, I am not above begging.”

    What the bloody fuck. “I don’t even like potions!”

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    Draco returns to Hogwarts.

    He has a duty to his blood and his name and his house, and he will fulfill it.

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    25 Mar 2022

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    Love this very much thank

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    In the middle of their second year, Draco and Harry discover they're soulmates and do their best to keep it a secret from everyone.

    Their best isn't perfect.

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    “Are you trying to get killed, Potter?” Malfoy drawls, stalking forward. Quick as a serpent himself, he reaches out and grabs the snake just below the head. It thrashes in his grip, but is no longer able to bite anyone. “This is a poisonous snake, and I doubt anyone brought a bezoar with them.”

    Harry glares. He opens his mouth, and feels the beginning the snake’s language pass his lips, and this isn’t what he wants, what’s the point of insulting Malfoy if he can’t understand him –

    Malfoy’s eyes widen. He slaps his hand over Harry’s mouth, “Potter, what the hell–”

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    (Now with a TV Tropes page!)

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    23 Mar 2022

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    Fuckin love this. So excited, can't wait for more! Read thru 28

  4. Public Bookmark 7

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    A place to post all 5B Drabbles, Codas and Spec fics.
    Chapter 1: Speculation based on the newest promo.

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    16 Mar 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Aahh great start. Very excited. Read thru 1

  5. Public Bookmark 13

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    16 Mar 2022

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    Yes. Please more. Wonderful. Read 1st work