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  1. Public Bookmark 63

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    Fili and Kili heard that hobbits use flower crowns to court each other, but their first attempts are rather disastrous. Bilbo decides to teach them how exactly that particular hobbit tradition works, but he didn't know that someone else was listening in as well.

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    22 Oct 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 97

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    Thorin's greatest victory is over Death itself and he doesn't even realize it.

    Or, the one where Thorin's crappy sense of direction saves the day.

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    22 Oct 2017

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    Hobbit kink meme: I see him as a little fox (see what I did there?;)) or something. I would like for this to be common knowledge among the dwarves and none of them batting an eyelid when he randomly disappears only for a small brown fox to start trotting alongside Fili or Bilbo in his place.

    We know Bilbo clearly has a soft spot for animals since he was treating his pony to apples and was ready to sneak into a troll camp just to save them. So Kili uses this to his advantage.

    Cue Kili being utterly, undeniably adorable in his animal form, laying his muzzle on Bilbo's lap at night or curling up beside him for extra warmth. Little things like that.

    Maybe Fili thinks this is hilarious, or pathetic, or teases his brother. The other dwarves eye-rolling, Thorin sighing over his nephew using his shapeshifting gift to score points, etc.

    Honestly you can make Kili's animal form anything, you can make ALL the dwarves shapeshifters, you can go wild. Just as long as it's got some sort of Kilbo undertones and Kili using his adorable animal self to his advantage.

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    21 Oct 2017

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    Bilbo is a retired war hero. He spent 30 years of his life fighting various battles across Middle Earth as part of the Royal Middle Earth Army, before retiring to a quiet life in his hometown of Hobbiton until the peace and (relative) quiet drives him insane and he reenlists (the bets are on at a year, max). Unfortunately for those awaiting his return, Bilbo never does reenlist, due to unforeseen circumstances (because really, what else can you call getting vanished off the face of Middle Earth?) (Those who thought he completely vanished were wrong, though. He may never have been seen again in that century, but only because no one bothered to check the history books)

    An AU in which Bilbo was born and raised in Modern Middle Earth before getting sent back to the end of the Third Age in a desperate and terribly misinformed plot to mess up the Company's quest that backfires horribly, much to Gandalf's ammusement. OR: Do your research, damn it!

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    21 Oct 2017

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    What would have happened had the Company discovered the One Ring while on the quest and understood the implications it had for the world?
    Messing with canon for fun. A light-hearted romp through Middle Earth, while the dwarves and their hobbit burglar completely ruin Eru Illuvatar's plan for the world.

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    19 Oct 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The first half is really fantastic, but after chapter 10 it gets rather boring.