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    Magnus wakes during the night to the sight of Draco Malfoy bleeding out on his freshly polished, red oak floor.

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    20 Sep 2018

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    The next time, they had an omelet bar, champagne and a banner without penises on it. Also, Jane Foster was there. Thor seemed delighted when he stepped into the room and everyone toasted him with a jubilant, “Intervention!”
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    The Avengers hold interventions a la How I Met Your Mother

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    20 Sep 2018

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    Tony Stark is sick to death of Hydra, and S.H.I.E.L.D., and everything else that led to the clusterfuck his life has become. Pepper had severed their romantic relationship, in the hopes they could keep each other at all, while their friendship kept them clinging close, the more betrayals and guilt and secret bullshit cropped up from secret societies and secret government labs, the less worthy Tony felt of her company at all. She had been right to drop their romance when she did, or he would’ve self-destructed in the hopes it might be better for her, overall.

    The last thing Tony expects is for a business meeting he’s in to be interrupted abruptly by a blue-collar magician and sometimes-con-artist who needs to get a shape-shifting alien menace out of his apartment before she drives him insane.

     

    "Your turn, futurist. You need an arcane specialist not so afraid to get his hands dirty as Dr. Strange to follow up on a local spot of surreal lunacy? I'm the man for the job. You got aliens who can lead a full-on invasion of New York?" John Constantine snorted. "Fuck off! Do I look like I’ve got that kinda funding?"

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    19 Sep 2018

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    This is what happens when Pepper Potts is given high level clearance and is able to talk to Phil about a life he could live.

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    19 Sep 2018

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    The first time Phil gets to eat something baked by Tony, it's purely accidental. The other times - not so much.
    Or: a story about a relationship that starts with donuts and doesn't end because of donuts.

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    18 Sep 2018