QueenBoudica



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    A small collection of fics in the same universe where Uther (and the rest of Camelot) isn't (aren't) actually stupid. Except maybe Arthur.

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    A series of fics in which muggles succeed at shit that wizards have been failing to do bc they're actually competent
    I don't have a plan for this series, I'm just gonna post stuff when I get inspiration (which could be tomorrow or never)
    If you have any ideas for fics, I'd love input bc I love writing these, I just have no creativity

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  1. Public Bookmark 64

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    Suddenly Johnny is grinning and so relieved that he blurts out, “I want to take you out.” At Peter’s confused look, he elaborates, somewhat unhelpfully. “You know, out.”

    Peter’s eyebrows raise so high that they disappear under his hair. He looks disbelieving. “I-uh. Really? Like, out as in out on a date?”

    Johnny rolls his eyes. “No, take you out as in kill you. Yes, on a date.”

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    Prompt: Identity Porn, for SpideyTorch week 2019

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    03 Jul 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 75

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    A different take on what could have happened when Morgana used fomorroh on Merlin.

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    02 Jul 2020

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    “See?” Jaskier teased, “I told you I would kiss it better.” He leaned upwards, pressing another chaste kiss to Geralt’s temple. “One more for good luck.”

    Geralt gave him a look that said he found Jaskier unspeakably odd but was too tired to say so. Jaskier (who was used to this look) simply patted his knee, rolled over, and promptly fell asleep.

    As he fell asleep, Jaskier failed to notice that the wound seemed to shrink further, quickly reduced to nothing more than a thin white scar. He also failed to see Geralt raise a hand to his head, slowly tracing the scar and staring, dumbfounded, at Jaskier.

    The room was quiet for the night, save for a single, soft “Fuck.”

    (or: Jaskier has healing powers, and also feelings. Geralt doesn't really understand either.)

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    28 Jun 2020

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    The wind changes and blows the smell of death right into Trevor’s face. He suppresses a gag.

    “Something has happened with Alucard,” Sypha deduces, her hand still clasped over her nose.

    Trevor chances another look at the scantily-clad corpses fluttering about in the wind like a pair of scarecrows on Alucard’s doorstep.

    “...Dare I say you may be onto something, Sypha.”

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    28 Jun 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 66

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    When Geralt finds the djinn’s amphora and breaks it, he also breaks the spell binding the djinn to service. Jaskier is free for the first time in centuries; he could go anywhere, do anything, but the man who freed him looks so desperate for help that Jaskier can’t resist sticking around. After all, what kind of person tracks down an extremely powerful magical being to wish for a nap? Jaskier pretends that he is bound, that Geralt has three wishes. He’ll get to tag along, see more of the human world, and spend more time with the witcher. Geralt is procrastinating making the wishes; he’ll never admit it, but he likes the company and wants to put off the moment when Jaskier will leave.

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    28 Jun 2020