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  1. Rec 4

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    Bureaucratic!Shepard confronts the short comings of Justicar-based "justice", and dreams of the good old days when things could be solved using littering bylaws.

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    13 Feb 2018

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    "The purest expression of power is when your enemy's greatest attacks result in trivial legal proceedings."

  2. Rec 5

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    Guzma tries to say something, but all that comes from his mouth is a squeaky gurgle. He kicks at Nanu, something he effortlessly avoids. Nanu is trying to work out what, exactly, he’s seeing here when he remembers the conversation he had with his former boss, as well as his first interaction with Plumeria, and the cats. It doesn't take him long to connect the dots, but the arriving conclusion is so laughably stupid, he's compelled to ask Guzma, if only to confirm that, yes, it's the truth and not Nanu finally losing it.

    “Are you... allergic to cats?”

    “Go to hell,” Guzma half snarls, half chokes.

    The response is better than anything Nanu could have asked for, but he's not about to tell Guzma that.


    Nanu is occasionally a bad cop more than a good one; Guzma has some unsavory secrets he'd rather not let loose; and Nanu's meowths are always hungry.
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    30 Jan 2018

  3. Rec 4

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    Or, Why His Grace Sir Samuel the Duke of Ankh Hates Magic, Sidereals, and Gods (In That Order).

    A desperate attempt at catching a real bastard of a criminal invites some problems when a rogue idea particle, having lodged itself firmly in the mind of an enterprising wizard, briefly links Discworld and Creation. Chaos ensues. Takes place post-Thud! but before Snuff.

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    13 Jan 2018

  4. Rec 14

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    Frisk resets. A lot. Sans has seen the surface. A lot. Until one time the surface is very, very different.

    Why?

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    12 Dec 2017

  5. Rec 23

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    This is not how ordinary people function. But Courier hasn't been ordinary since Benny put a round in her skull and buried her under three inches of topsoil (didn't even bury her all the way down, lazy bastard). Some switch deep in her head got flipped from OFF to ON, or from NO to YES. And so that one who used to live in this body died and this one who came from the dark woke up and now she's the kind of woman who can't tell you where she's from but can carry five hundred radioactive rockets in her bags everywhere she goes without breaking a sweat.

    (“I really love your creative way of looking at things! We could be carrying weapons or ammunition or something like that, but I like that you're using that space to carry around rockets instead! It's so very you!" Yes Man says in his cheerful passive-aggressive way.

    "You never know when you're going to need a large quantity of toy rockets for bartering purposes! Sooner or later, we'll find the right stop and make ourselves millionaires." She replies back, just as cheerful, just as passive-aggressive.)

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    11 Dec 2017