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    Welcome to force freaks, the twice monthly podcast with poplitealqueen, Punsbulletsandpointythings, LaceFedora, and Dr.FumblesMcStupid

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    They don't.

    Until they can't help it.

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  1. Public Bookmark 26

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    “Do you allow pets,” Geralt asked dryly, “I need a place for Roach.” He gestured with his head to Roach, who was watching the thrashing drowner body with interest.

    “Yes! Yes! Fine we can accept your dog, please, please Witcher I can’t die, I—”

    “Deal,” Geralt said, and thrust his sword through the drowner once more, severing its head from its body. Geralt dropped the remnants of its head and neck to the ground, landing with a sickening splat, and the man wailed again.

    “When’s move in?”

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    Geralt gets the best apartment imaginable, with free rent for three whole years, INCLUDING maintenance. Everything could, and should, be perfect. Enter: a dashing, charming, attractive, terribly annoying neighbor, a nemesis on the top floor apparently ready to strike at any moment, a brother with a crush, a viral TikTok, and the longest night at a bar he's ever had. Well, it could be worse-- it could be a walk-up.

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    20 Jun 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 15

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    “Uh-oh. I think he told him something.”
    “What?!” Lambert turned back to the stage, his ginger curls whipping around his head.
    Jaskier was just standing there, utterly baffled, staring at Geralt with his mouth wide open. Geralt, meanwhile, was red as a beetroot, clearly trying to come up with something to say and failing.
    “Oh, no, don’t you dare,” Lambert muttered. “Don’t you dare back off now, I won’t spend the next two years listening to your lovesick bullshit!”
    “You don’t even know what he told him,” Eskel remarked.
    “Don’t care,” Lambert shrugged. “Oh. Oh, yes. Can you see that? Jaskier’s coming closer!”
    “Oh, fuck, it’s happening,” Eskel gasped, leaning against the counter next to Lambert. “It really is happening.”

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    When Geralt and Jaskier, after years of insufferable mutual pining, finally get together, it looks like a perfect happy end - especially for their suffering friends who have had just enough of this bullshit.
    When they decide to move in together, though, another problem arises, as their respective roommates suddenly find themselves rommateless.
    This is a story of what happens when those two roommates... become roommates.

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    20 Jun 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 46

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    “How are you feeling now?” she asks Alucard, and it never ceases to amaze and horrify Trevor how she can just ask people how they feel and then have a real conversation about it. He washes down half his glass in one go.

    Alucard just shrugs. “I don’t know, to be honest. I think I expected it to be more cathartic.”

    They’re really doing this now, an in depth conversation about their emotions right here where Trevor has to listen. He’s in a hot bath though, with a drink in his hand and Sypha’s fingers in his hair scratching at his scalp and all of these things are really nice, so he’ll probably manage.

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    19 Jun 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 66

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    Sypha was the first to break the silence.

    “I think I might try cleaning the castle today.”

    “Why?” Trevor asked, eventually tilting his head to look down at her.

    “I think…” Sypha trailed off, fingertips trailing across the scars which decorated the man’s torso, “I think it might help him. To see the castle how it once was before all this happened.”

    ‘To show that we’re here to stay, that we’re here for him.’ Sypha wanted to continue.

    - - -
    Or Sypha and Trevor return to Castlevania to reunite with Alucard only to find a wolf instead.

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    17 Jun 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 48

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    Dracula's plans weren't as simple as they seemed, and his machinations live on despite his death. Distraught in the aftermath of Taka and Sumi's betrayal, Alucard unwittingly activates a spell written into the very walls of the castle; an ingenious, desperate enchantment meant to rewind history to before Lisa's death.

    Suddenly, all three of Dracula's killers find themselves in the days before disaster, struggling to reconcile the horrors of a past-that-never-was with a new, rose-tinted reality. Is there any room for forgiveness, in a world without the transgressions that need forgiving?

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    17 Jun 2021