PunsBulletsAndPointyThings
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Family Gatherings by PunsBulletsAndPointyThings
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
30 May 2019
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Opening the door, Obi-Wan realized immediately, was absolutely a mistake. If he hadn’t, he could have gone about his day in peaceful bliss, could have gone back to bed, and remained blessedly unaware of…whatever…this…was…
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The One That Got Away by PunsBulletsAndPointyThings
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
03 Feb 2019
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Qui-Gon really hadn't expected much when he agreed to go out for a drink with Micah and Tahl a few months after his Knighting. Really.
But the Force had other ideas.
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ἈΓΆΠΗ ΑΙΏΙΟΣ (Agápe Aiόnios) by PunsBulletsAndPointyThings
Fandoms: Greek and Roman Mythology, Hellenistic Religion & Lore
11 Jan 2018
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The Ghosts of Luke Skywalker by PunsBulletsAndPointyThings
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
25 Dec 2017
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Luke is tired; tired of fighting for the galaxy, tired of sacrificing his family, tired of /fighting/ his family, and his fight with Kylo leaves him drained.
However, the Force is not quite finished with Luke Skywalker just yet. So it sends some help.
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Catharsis by PunsBulletsAndPointyThings
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
14 Dec 2017
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Normally, the silence of his Temple quarters didn't bother Obi-Wan. Often, it was even a relief.
But not today.
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Force Freaks by Dr_Fumbles_McStupid, flamethrower, GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets), KeeperofSeeds, LaceFedora, Meggory, PunsAndBulletsAndPointyThings, PunsBulletsAndPointyThings, sanerontheinside, TariCalmcacil, the_dragongirl
Fandom: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016), Star Wars - All Media Types
24 Jan 2017
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Welcome to force freaks, the twice monthly podcast with poplitealqueen, Punsbulletsandpointythings, LaceFedora, and Dr.FumblesMcStupid
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Internet Friends AU by PunsBulletsAndPointyThings
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
28 Sep 2017
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Sansûkh: The Appendices by determamfidd, jeza_red, kailthia, PunsBulletsAndPointyThings, Setari, the_dragongirl, TheSansukhEnsemble, voxmyriad
Fandom: Sansukh - Fandom, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (Movies), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
02 Sep 2016
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- 21
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How Jedi Mourn by PunsBulletsAndPointyThings
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
08 Jul 2016
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They don't.
Until they can't help it.
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Rex/Obi-Wan Week 2016 by PunsBulletsAndPointyThings
Fandom: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: Rebels, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
27 May 2016
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Stuck in the Middle with You by ButterBard for Katsu (ChubbyKatsudon)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
17 Jun 2021
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“Do you allow pets,” Geralt asked dryly, “I need a place for Roach.” He gestured with his head to Roach, who was watching the thrashing drowner body with interest.
“Yes! Yes! Fine we can accept your dog, please, please Witcher I can’t die, I—”
“Deal,” Geralt said, and thrust his sword through the drowner once more, severing its head from its body. Geralt dropped the remnants of its head and neck to the ground, landing with a sickening splat, and the man wailed again.
“When’s move in?”
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Geralt gets the best apartment imaginable, with free rent for three whole years, INCLUDING maintenance. Everything could, and should, be perfect. Enter: a dashing, charming, attractive, terribly annoying neighbor, a nemesis on the top floor apparently ready to strike at any moment, a brother with a crush, a viral TikTok, and the longest night at a bar he's ever had. Well, it could be worse-- it could be a walk-up.
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- English
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- 16,507
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- Comments:
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- Kudos:
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- Bookmarks:
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Bookmarked by PunsBulletsAndPointyThings
20 Jun 2021
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“Uh-oh. I think he told him something.”
“What?!” Lambert turned back to the stage, his ginger curls whipping around his head.
Jaskier was just standing there, utterly baffled, staring at Geralt with his mouth wide open. Geralt, meanwhile, was red as a beetroot, clearly trying to come up with something to say and failing.
“Oh, no, don’t you dare,” Lambert muttered. “Don’t you dare back off now, I won’t spend the next two years listening to your lovesick bullshit!”
“You don’t even know what he told him,” Eskel remarked.
“Don’t care,” Lambert shrugged. “Oh. Oh, yes. Can you see that? Jaskier’s coming closer!”
“Oh, fuck, it’s happening,” Eskel gasped, leaning against the counter next to Lambert. “It really is happening.”
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When Geralt and Jaskier, after years of insufferable mutual pining, finally get together, it looks like a perfect happy end - especially for their suffering friends who have had just enough of this bullshit.
When they decide to move in together, though, another problem arises, as their respective roommates suddenly find themselves rommateless.
This is a story of what happens when those two roommates... become roommates.Bookmarked by PunsBulletsAndPointyThings
20 Jun 2021
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Bury Your Ghosts by piggybackride (mssileas)
Fandoms: Castlevania (Cartoon), 悪魔城ドラキュラ | Castlevania Series
03 May 2020
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“How are you feeling now?” she asks Alucard, and it never ceases to amaze and horrify Trevor how she can just ask people how they feel and then have a real conversation about it. He washes down half his glass in one go.Alucard just shrugs. “I don’t know, to be honest. I think I expected it to be more cathartic.”
They’re really doing this now, an in depth conversation about their emotions right here where Trevor has to listen. He’s in a hot bath though, with a drink in his hand and Sypha’s fingers in his hair scratching at his scalp and all of these things are really nice, so he’ll probably manage.
Bookmarked by PunsBulletsAndPointyThings
19 Jun 2021
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Sypha was the first to break the silence.
“I think I might try cleaning the castle today.”
“Why?” Trevor asked, eventually tilting his head to look down at her.
“I think…” Sypha trailed off, fingertips trailing across the scars which decorated the man’s torso, “I think it might help him. To see the castle how it once was before all this happened.”
‘To show that we’re here to stay, that we’re here for him.’ Sypha wanted to continue.
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Or Sypha and Trevor return to Castlevania to reunite with Alucard only to find a wolf instead.Bookmarked by PunsBulletsAndPointyThings
17 Jun 2021
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Those Who Sleep Unwisely by keybird
Fandoms: Castlevania (Cartoon), 悪魔城ドラキュラ | Castlevania Series
07 Mar 2021
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Dracula's plans weren't as simple as they seemed, and his machinations live on despite his death. Distraught in the aftermath of Taka and Sumi's betrayal, Alucard unwittingly activates a spell written into the very walls of the castle; an ingenious, desperate enchantment meant to rewind history to before Lisa's death.
Suddenly, all three of Dracula's killers find themselves in the days before disaster, struggling to reconcile the horrors of a past-that-never-was with a new, rose-tinted reality. Is there any room for forgiveness, in a world without the transgressions that need forgiving?
Bookmarked by PunsBulletsAndPointyThings
17 Jun 2021