PumpkinDoodles
Fandoms
- Marvel Cinematic Universe (89)
- Thor (Movies) (83)
- Captain America (Movies) (67)
- The Avengers (Marvel Movies) (50)
- The Punisher (TV 2017) (7)
Recent works
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Extra Virgin by PumpkinDoodles
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
09 Dec 2019
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Anonymous said:
"I wish you would write a fic where Darcy is still a virgin thanks to being busy with aliens/set up on too many mediocre dates and decides she wants to figure out who at SHIELD she wants to sleep with before the next world crisis means she dies a virgin. Brock gets wind of her plan and takes full advantage of the opportunity to seduce himself into her life/bed permanently since he's been into her for ages."
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Baby, Please Come Home for Christmas by PumpkinDoodles
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
07 Dec 2019
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Things are pretty casual between her and Brock--and Darcy's fine with that. So, she's mildly disappointed when her sometime-hookup wants to have The Talk.
Only it's a completely different talk than she anticipated: he needs her to come home with him for the holidays.
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torture and cheese fries by PumpkinDoodles
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
28 Nov 2019
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Brock Rumlow really wishes he hadn't agreed to go on this blind date with Foster's assistant...
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Jingle Bells in a minor key... by PumpkinDoodles for winchesterxgirl
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
24 Nov 2019
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Darcy knew the move back to DC would be difficult, but she didn't count on getting a bad case of the holiday sads.
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A Little Sugar by PumpkinDoodles for Britt1975
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
13 Nov 2019
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It was an accident, really. Darcy was just trying to blend in at her new SHIELD job and awkwardly negotiate office life without Jane, currently off in space with Thor. But she just happened to overhear one of the techs dissing sex workers and, well, she had a brief spell of righteous indignation. Call it A Jane Moment.
In the Jane Foster Scale of Feminist Rants, it was probably only a three. She didn't slap anybody, after all. No cops were called. There wasn't an office sit-in or a subsequent op-ed. She just didn't expect someone to offer to be her sugar daddy.
Recent series
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Taserbones Tumblr Prompts & Tiny (Adorkable) Fics by PumpkinDoodles
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Daredevil (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Punisher (TV 2017), Thor (Movies)
09 Dec 2019
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A collection of Taserbones (Darcy Lewis/Brock Rumlow) prompts people have sent me on tumblr or tiny, silly Taserbones works that don't fit anywhere else. Have a prompt?
Ask me on tumblr: @yespumpkindoodlesthings (https://www.tumblr.com/blog/yespumpkindoodlesthings)
- Words:
- 235,057
- Works:
- 18
- Bookmarks:
- 35
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'As is' Means With All Faults by PumpkinDoodles
Fandom: Avengers, Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Thor (Movies), Thor - Fandom
09 Jun 2019
- Words:
- 111,105
- Works:
- 7
- Bookmarks:
- 67
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Late Halloween by PumpkinDoodles
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies), Thor - Fandom
31 May 2019
- Words:
- 11,095
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 3
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All Your Villains by PumpkinDoodles
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
03 May 2019
- Words:
- 3,073
- Works:
- 3
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The Tuesday Night Baker by PumpkinDoodles
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Captain Marvel (2019), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies)
18 Apr 2019
- Words:
- 10,090
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 9
Recent bookmarks
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The Adventures of Lady Mischief by artificial_ink
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
24 Nov 2019
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Lord Brock Rumlow is bet 20 guineas, his best horse and a bottle of fine brandy, for the successful seduction of the mysterious Lady M. The lord must seduce Lady M with his charms and manly affections rather than pricey baubles.
Given that Brock has never met the woman, to his knowledge, he best approach this ridiculous affair with caution.Bookmarked by PumpkinDoodles
20 Oct 2019
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Bucky Barnes: millennial, hot mess ("If you subtract the hot and triple the mess," his best friend Darcy chimes from somewhere without knowing why), lover of animals, social justice warrior, complete dominator at board games, and intense farmer market connoisseur. Or so reads his okcupid profile.
He's just a man living his best life in Washington DC, fighting for the underdog, and making terrible decisions with his bffl.
Then his (rather average) world collides with an Extremely Terribly Very Gorgeous Man.
Bookmarked by PumpkinDoodles
10 Jul 2019
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sushi pajamas (and other weapons of mass destruction) by sevenfoxes
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Movies), Marvel, Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
26 May 2014
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Steve is at her door in his uniform. And okay, yeah, Darcy's had some pretty fantastic dreams that have started like this before, but usually she's not in her sushi pajama bottoms and her CLINTON '08 t-shirt, rocking hair she hasn't washed in two days that is currently doing an awesome imitation of a badly groomed poodle on top of her head.
"Sorry, Darcy," he says quietly. "Assemble order."
Darcy is realllll slow on the uptake at ass 'ofuckingclock in the morning, so she just kind of gapes at him like a dying trout that's been plucked out of the water. She forgot her glasses in her room, so Steve - and the rest of the world - is a bit blurry, and her brain is just not firing on all cylinders.
"My shield," Steve says, clearly embarrassed. He doesn't have his cowl-y helmet thing on and he scratches his head and then his ear, looking anywhere but at her.
"Ohhhhh," Darcy replies, turning around to lurch back to her bedroom like a yeti.
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Seven times the Avengers' weapons have liked Darcy better (and one time the Avenger liked her even more).
Bookmarked by PumpkinDoodles
04 Jan 2019
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Darcy's Dinosaurs by Stella_Malodi for NuttyDounuts14
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), The Incredible Hulk - All Media Types
27 Apr 2016
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Or: In Which Darcy Has One Soulmark And Many Soulmates
“I always give my dinosaurs to people who say my Words, even when I don’t say theirs back. It’s sort of a tradition. This one is named Emma.”
“Emma? Like Emma Watson?”
“No, like Emma Woodhouse, the Austen heroine.”
Clint paused for a long moment, and when he spoke, there was an odd note in his voice. “The Gwyneth Paltrow one? With the bow and arrow?”
Series
- Part 22 of Silly Words for the Silly Soul(mate fic)
Bookmarked by PumpkinDoodles
25 Dec 2018
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Photo Bomb by artificial_ink
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
29 Nov 2019
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Darcy is panicking because that photo was not meant to go to Brock Rumlow but also, why is she so pissed he didn’t reply?
Bookmarked by PumpkinDoodles
11 Nov 2018