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Ed knows his father is probably important. When Al was really little, Mom would say that his job was gluing Xerxes back together whenever it broke. As far as Ed's' concerned, that's still a shitty excuse for leaving for ten years.
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People always told Zeetha to bare the marks her sword sisters gave her with pride; her biggest defiance was wearing her twin's touch just as openly.
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- Part 2 of Color Palettes
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In the span of a little less than ten minutes, Kay had stolen a carriage, kidnapped a princess, and fought off a group of deadly assassins. All in all, it was a very interesting first date.
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a spoonful of diamonds by ProfessorESP
Fandoms: Teen Titans (Animated Series), Young Justice (Cartoon)
03 May 2018
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Concept: mundane au where Malchior is Raven’s shitty ex who corners her in a restaurant and Kaldur is a line cook who pretends to be the boyfriend she’s waiting for so he can smuggle her into the back room “until his shift ends.” The twenty minutes it takes for Malchior to finally leave are spent with Kaldur making little glances at her every time he has a spare moment (just to check she’s okay. Obviously) while threatening to dump sauce on all the co-workers who tell him to give her his number, and Raven repeatedly making accidental eye contact with him as she recounts to the Titans group chat how this extremely beautiful man saved her from The Dragon and everyone tells her to make out with him because they’re terrible friends.
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drop a lifelong curse on your own last name by ProfessorESP
Fandoms: Girl Genius (Webcomic)
02 May 2018
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Violetta should have known that Tarvek would try to burn off his name as soon as it showed up, the idiot. Didn't he know that was supposed to be her job?
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A collection of platonic & romantic soulmate aus, where your first touch leaves a mark of color on their skin that varies in intensity based on the importance of the bond and their effect on your life.
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A Well Wherein Serpents Are Coiled by Nighthaunting for Sunnystar
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Nov 2020
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I am poison / And you will drink me / And you should be so lucky
Shang Qinghua transmigrates into his own terrible novel as a baby. The fact that this seems to be a world based on his first draft, where things actually happened and the plot did matter, is less than comforting. Having a second chance is nice, but ending up as cannon fodder and dying offscreen are the last things he wants to do. The only way to avoid his 'canonical' fate is to do as the System demands and try to fix his mistakes from within the world he created.
Somehow this ends up with a bright-eyed and bushy-tailed Luo Binghe as an An Ding Peak disciple, because writing about a kid being miserable and seeing a kid being miserable are apparently two entirely different skillsets.
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Bookmarked by ProfessorESP
10 Mar 2024
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SQH: ‘I made a pledge to be devoted to him for the rest of my life’
ZZH: ‘sounds like u pledged yourself in demon marriage is what u did, u simple bitch’Ft. Danseur Shang Qinghua, which owns my ass.
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pure white and snow-bright by AMereDream
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Jan 2023
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The first time you are used by old hands but a new soul, it is out of pure curiosity. One hand on your scabbard, one hand on your hilt, and a soft gasp of delight at the sight of your beauty. You preen. You are a beautiful thing, and you know it.
The second time you are used by old hands but a new soul, you kill a man.
(Or, you are Xiu Ya. Perhaps that is not what you were in the past, but it is what you are now.)
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- Part 26 of Scum Villain One Shots
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Magnum Opus by elanor_pam
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 May 2022
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“Alright, shoot,” Shen Qingqiu said, closing his fan with a snap. “It’s not the system, it’s not a scrapped villain or a hidden plotline. Why did you call me out here?”
Why did you give me a heart attack by sneaking in our code for PIDW bullshit, was the real question.
Airplane glanced down at his paper-strewn table, then back up.
“Do you want a backstory?” he asked, in a single hasty breath.
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A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:
The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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(01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-(01:25) Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-
(01:25) Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.
(01:25) Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-
(01:25) Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.
(01:25) Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.
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- Part 1 of IRIS Logs
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03 Mar 2024
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(01:45) Red Hood: (Cranky) I don’t like crowds. I’ve been in tons of warehouses. I’ve lived in a warehouse. Not everything is about how I blew up. There’s more to me. Than the one time I exploded.
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atroquinine girl and the fox with the hole in his heart by kbots
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
17 Mar 2023
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After a beat, the boy shrugs. “S’cool. You don’t gotta talk if you don’t want. Ma always says I can do enough talkin’ for two.” He pulls a box out of the pocket of his hospital gown - the box of pocky - and offers it out to Vera. “Name’s Wocky. Want a pocky?”
where Vera Misham meets the strangest boy of her life while recovering in the hospital and somehow, against the odds, makes her very first friend
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- Part 1 of the verawocky chronicles