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    A collection of platonic & romantic soulmate aus, where your first touch leaves a mark of color on their skin that varies in intensity based on the importance of the bond and their effect on your life.

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    I am poison / And you will drink me / And you should be so lucky

     

    Shang Qinghua transmigrates into his own terrible novel as a baby. The fact that this seems to be a world based on his first draft, where things actually happened and the plot did matter, is less than comforting. Having a second chance is nice, but ending up as cannon fodder and dying offscreen are the last things he wants to do. The only way to avoid his 'canonical' fate is to do as the System demands and try to fix his mistakes from within the world he created.

    Somehow this ends up with a bright-eyed and bushy-tailed Luo Binghe as an An Ding Peak disciple, because writing about a kid being miserable and seeing a kid being miserable are apparently two entirely different skillsets.

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    10 Mar 2024

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    SQH: ‘I made a pledge to be devoted to him for the rest of my life’
    ZZH: ‘sounds like u pledged yourself in demon marriage is what u did, u simple bitch’

    Ft. Danseur Shang Qinghua, which owns my ass.

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    The first time you are used by old hands but a new soul, it is out of pure curiosity. One hand on your scabbard, one hand on your hilt, and a soft gasp of delight at the sight of your beauty. You preen. You are a beautiful thing, and you know it.

    The second time you are used by old hands but a new soul, you kill a man.

    (Or, you are Xiu Ya. Perhaps that is not what you were in the past, but it is what you are now.)

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    03 Mar 2024

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    👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

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    “Alright, shoot,” Shen Qingqiu said, closing his fan with a snap. “It’s not the system, it’s not a scrapped villain or a hidden plotline. Why did you call me out here?”

    Why did you give me a heart attack by sneaking in our code for PIDW bullshit, was the real question.

    Airplane glanced down at his paper-strewn table, then back up.

    “Do you want a backstory?” he asked, in a single hasty breath.

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    03 Mar 2024

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    #justice4airplane

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    A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:

    The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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    (01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-

    (01:25) Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-

    (01:25) Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.

    (01:25) Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-

    (01:25) Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.

    (01:25) Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.

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    03 Mar 2024

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    (01:45) Red Hood: (Cranky) I don’t like crowds. I’ve been in tons of warehouses. I’ve lived in a warehouse. Not everything is about how I blew up. There’s more to me. Than the one time I exploded.

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    After a beat, the boy shrugs. “S’cool. You don’t gotta talk if you don’t want. Ma always says I can do enough talkin’ for two.” He pulls a box out of the pocket of his hospital gown - the box of pocky - and offers it out to Vera. “Name’s Wocky. Want a pocky?”

    where Vera Misham meets the strangest boy of her life while recovering in the hospital and somehow, against the odds, makes her very first friend

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    11 Feb 2024

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    THEY ARE SO CUTE.