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    16 Oct 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 50

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    “You are fucking infuriating!” Keith screeches suddenly, and his voice is no longer smooth like butter, it’s grating like nails on a chalkboard. It hurts. It has Lance’s ears ringing with pain, his entire head throbbing with the worst migraine of his life. “I don’t want to have sex with you, I’m trying to eat you!”

    “Eat? Me?” Lance croaks. Realization dawns on him far, far too late. “Oh, shit.”

    “Are you stupid? What kind of idiot would stumble across me and think mermaid? I’m almost the size of a Great White! I have rows of teeth and claws! Everything about me screams predator, I am not your sweet and soft maiden of the sea here to fulfill your fantasies!”

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    Lance stumbles across a siren and decides to negotiate for his life with his slutty, slutty body. He's also highkey into it though... because he's always fantasized about being with a mermaid and this isn't all that different, aside from the teeth and claws, and the manic marathon sex.

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    16 Oct 2019

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    A high school Klance AU that starts with "platonic" kissing and ends happily ever after.

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    15 Oct 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 81

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    “Let me make myself very fucking clear.”

    “What?”

    “If and when I want you, I’ll ask. I’ll call your name and expect you to come running with your tail wagging behind you. Like a dog to a bone.” Keith gently grips Lance’s jaw and turns it upward. He moves in close, exhaling a breath against Lance’s lips, watches as blue eyes fluttered obediently closed. Keith smirks, then whispers into the inch of space between their mouths, tone sultry. “Awrf. Awrf.”

    "Fuck you."

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    14 Oct 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    10 Oct 2019

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