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  1. Public Bookmark 63

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    It turns out that, despite six thousand years of unresolved sexual tension, Aziraphale and Crowley aren't actually any good at having sex.

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    04 Aug 2019

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    So it was fine. Even if Crowley couldn’t love him, he clearly liked him well enough, and that was almost the same thing.

    It no doubt would have continued to be fine, or at least fine-adjacent, were it not for a narrowly averted apocalypse and several bottles of a really quite nice Riesling Aziraphale had found in the back room of his newly restored bookshop.

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    22 Jul 2019

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    As their lunch stretches on Aziraphale slowly comes to realize that Crowley is—enjoying him. Enjoying Aziraphale’s conversation, and company, far more openly than he has in most of Aziraphale’s memory. And Aziraphale knows that he himself is just chattering on, letting conversational tangents carry him along, and—it’s definitely relief, for him, knowing for the first time in a long time that they aren’t being watched, that no one is keeping score for now.

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    Aziraphale realizes that Crowley's been saying something rather loudly for a week.

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    22 Jul 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 66

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    In which a demon awakes from a nap that got out of control, an angel obtains a brick shithouse of a cat, and the powers of Heaven somehow manage to make an even sillier Raphael-related mistake than the last one.

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    21 Jul 2019

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    Long ago, the Archangel Raphael disappeared from Heaven. For ages, angels could only guess what had happened to him. Some believed he Fell, cast down to Hell when the rebellion came. Others believed he was destroyed during the war. Still others believed he was out alone in the depths of the universe, completing a secret mission from God Herself.

    The truth is much, much sillier than all of that.

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    21 Jul 2019