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  1. Summary

    A modern au in which Geralt owns the White Wolf bar and leads the Witchers, a group of bikers who help people out of bad situations.

    In The Biker and the Songbird, Geralt helps Jaskier escape an abusive (now ex) boyfriend. Though Marx may be out of his life physically, Jaskier struggles to break dangerous beliefs instilled by him. Or how Jaskier gains a boyfriend and a found family.

    Before our Biker met his Songbird, he met a woman in the ER who looked like she needed out. Neither had any idea a phone call days later would tether their lives together and from that day on there would be The Biker and the Wolf Cub.

    In The Songbird and the White Wolf Jaskier is still struggling through recovery with the support of his boyfriend and found family. But when bits of Geralt's past start to resurface, his steady presence starts to crumble and he finds Geralt needs a little support of his own.

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  2. Summary

    Jaskier has been teaching at the Academy in Oxenfort since the start of winter and hasn't seen Geralt in a few months.
    Geralt thinks to surprise him by arriving a week early to get a surprise of his own in the form a chubby bard turned professor.

    As it stands this series is completed unless someone tosses a prompt to me.
    Come yell at me on tumbr: process-pending

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  3. Summary

    A series of one-shots set in the same universe where reader is married to Loki and Tom. Currently the reader is pregnant and in all Loki will be chubby.

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  1. Public Bookmark 19

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    Geralt is recovering slowly. For every step forward, he seems to take several steps back. His life improves when he’s given a service dog, but the idea of facing other people—real people, with judgments and options, who see him only as a burden—is almost more than he can handle. Then, he meets a large, soft-looking man with an even larger, softer dog, and he begins to hope that real, genuine connection might still be possible for him…

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    20 Oct 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 10

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    Eskel is a demon. More importantly, he's a sex demon, which means he not only feeds from sex, but he can do just about anything required to make it good. Whether that's good for himself or good for his partners is often times left up to debate, but thankfully, often enough, what's good for him and good for his partners means the same thing. That's the joy of having two Witchers for his pets.

    [This is nothing but actual raunchy filth.]

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    10 Oct 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 38

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    Eskel didn't know how it started, exactly, Lambert always liked nibbling at what he called Eskel's “excellent tits.” Geralt did too, rubbing his nose between them, licking at the hair on Eskel's chest as they enjoyed their afterglow, but Lambert started getting so fucking soft in those moments, begging Eskel to hold him at night, falling asleep with his face between Eskel's tits. Finally, three winters ago, he shyly looked at Eskel's chest (and wasn't that a fuck of a thing? Lambert, shy) and whispered, “Can I?”

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    10 Oct 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 12

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    Geralt has, over the years, eaten a number of things that were not meant for human consumption. Most were half-burnt products of their daughter, Ciri’s, EZ-Bake oven… although an ever-growing number of them have been prepared for him by his husband, Jaskier.

    It would seem as though this evening was just such an occasion.

    You see, Jaskier had gotten it into his head that he needed to prepare something fancy for their anniversary dinner. Geralt was unclear as to where he’d gotten this idea, seeing as he would be more than happy to order-in from Burger King and spend the night pretending that he gave two shits about reruns of The Masked Singer. You know, like they did every night. But Jaskier had insisted that this anniversary needed to be special. You only had one five year anniversary, after all, and what better way to celebrate than with a debilitating case of food poisoning?

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    10 Oct 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 64

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    The white-haired man doesn’t look at him. He looks remarkably bored for someone who’s only minutes from being hung. “Triple homicide.”
    “Oh.” Jaskier blinks. “Did they deserve it?”
    “Depends on who you ask.”
    Well, that’s cryptic. “I’m here for debauchery.”
    The stranger snorts. “Fuck the baron’s daughter or something?"
    "Ha, if only! Just my luck, to be hung for debauchery the one time I haven't actually debauched anyone."

    Moments away from being publicly executed, Jaskier can’t help but strike up a conversation with the handsome, white-haired witcher standing on the scaffold next to him. After all, what better way to spend the end of his life than flirting with a good-looking stranger?

    But when said good-looking stranger’s two lovers come to their rescue, Jaskier decides to turn his almost-execution into the opportunity of a lifetime.

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    03 Oct 2021