PrincessaBitchessa



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    (For the Hunter AU square)

    The plan was very simple: go back in time, kill Kate, kill Gerard, never ever make contact with his parents, try to find a place within the Hale pack or not, but either way, live the rest of his life displaced and without the people he loves.

    Of course, as it always is with him these days, nothing goes according to plan.

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    06 Oct 2017

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    Based on prompts here by doctor-derektionstein and clarkoholic.

    Derek Hale and Oliver Queen are best friends who work out together once a week at HAO Gym. Stiles Stilinski works the front desk and is convinced they’re together which sucks because he is totally attracted to Derek. Felicity Smoak comes crashing into Stiles’ life and the two instantly become BFFs and bond over their attraction to billionaires who are out of their league.

    … or something like that. I tried.

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    07 Sep 2017

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    "Are you going to buy anything else?" Professional Eyebrows says and Stiles would like to buy him. A cup of coffee. On a date.

    He just ends up pointing at the crate of whatever the fuck is behind Professional Eyebrows' head and says, "Uh, a box of that stuff."

    P.E. turns, glances at the crate, and raises an eyebrow at Stiles. "You want a box of charmed rattlesnake tail?" God, magic is so fucking weird.

    "Yeah." Stiles nods because he's making an ass out of himself. The hipster vampire browsing in the corner is not so subtly laughing at him. The sooner he leaves the better.

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    The one where Derek Hale is a Professional Werewolf Witch who owns a magic shop and Stiles fails at being smooth on a regular basis.

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    23 Aug 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 27

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    Stiles and Derek walk in on each other doing the nasty.

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    20 Aug 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 42

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    Stiles idly clicks through The Sims 3, leaning back against the headboard of his bed, laptop in his, well, lap. He sends Derek to take a shower while his own sim sits at one of the computer desks writing his new book, "Stop Making Me Name This Shit Gimme Money", ah yes, a true poet he is, a master of words, in fact, THE master of words. He lifts a hand to scratch his cheek before checking their son's needs. Derek and his, son's needs. So what if he has a Sims game where he and Derek are happily married in a 300,000 simoleon mansion, with their floppy haired big-eyed son, Scott. It doesn't mean anything. He's not pining after Derek and his perfect, globular, spectacular, ass. Okay, never mind, he totally was, but that ASS.

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    17 Aug 2017