PrincessPestilence



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  1. Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling (14)
  2. Winner (Band) (11)
  3. Merlin (TV) (8)
  4. Supernatural (6)
  5. Sherlock (TV) (4)

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    ~All we are is broken glass~

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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    Zim didn't ask for Dib's help on his malfunctioning base of operations. He's gonna get it anyway.

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    11 Oct 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    Dib and Zim, still frenemies, but now leaning more towards the "friend" side, team up to hunt Dib's latest target: Bigfoot. Little do they know, you should be more afraid of other humans than the paranormal. Well, Zim seems to know, apparently.

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    11 Oct 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    Dib knows this script well, and could probably recite it on the spot if prompted. What he expects Membrane to say is ‘so I'm making sure foodio and clembrane are okay with preparing the meals while I'm gone for an indefinite amount of time! Stay out of trouble!’ and then leave.
    What Membrane says instead, however, is “- so I thought, to encourage your pursuits of Real Science, you might like to come!”

    In which Dib has been invited to his Father’s Fancy Science Work Party, and needs Zim’s help. Pining ensues.

    AKA Zim is a fashion diva and I needed an excuse to write that into a fic!

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    11 Oct 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 13

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    Dib ended up watching one of those "three a.m. summoning" videos, discovering how unrealistic and bland the majority of them were (mostly just grown men yelling at plushies or drinking fake potions). He decided to make a REAL summoning video to clown on them that very quickly rose in popularity.
    After he saw how many people liked the first one, he made another. And another. Continually making viral video after viral video.
    Only problem? He's actually going out all alone and putting himself in danger, and while the views and ad revenue are nice, it's getting progressively harder to hide the bruises and other injuries he's getting from summoning and then subsequentially escaping from all these creatures. Especially from a small, nosy alien who knows nothing.

    Dib is a 3a.m. Youtuber with real content (and no free giftcards giveaway), and it's starting to wear him down. No one knows it's him doing this, but it's getting harder to hide all the injuries he's getting from it. What will he do when Zim finally confronts him over all the new scars and bruises he's been showing up with as of late?

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    10 Oct 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 15

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    It started the same way any addiction would. The desire to follow the alien home after school turned into an unbreakable habit. The fear of getting caught by his enemy was replaced with the desire to be seen. Dib used to feel an adrenaline rush when they would throw punches, now that rush came anytime their knees or shoulders touched when they sat too closely on the couch

     

    Despite the title, this is sfw and could even be read as zadf. It's gonna be a slow burn.
    Basically the lengthy set up to my au that will eventually be real zadr. But for now, have some confused boys with limited social skills.

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    09 Oct 2021