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    Is there a guide of how to woo Moomintrolls? There's not? Why? Some of us could really use the help!

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    An AU in which fem!Hannibal falls for fem!Will the first time they meet and subsequently flirts with her constantly. Starring Annabelle Lecter and Willow Graham.

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    “Wei Wuxian,” the man grits out, and he pauses with one hand reaching for the door handle. The disciple who had come in to speak to Lan Qiren brushes past him and exits the pavilion without a backwards glance. Wei Wuxian turns back to Master Lan, one eyebrow tilting up in question. “An urgent matter has come up,” Lan Qiren says, every word sounding like it’s being forcibly dragged from him. “His Excellency requests my presence. Their current instructor is ill, I was meant to take over classes for today,” he continues, gesturing towards the tiny juniors. He swallows heavily, and the next sentence sounds bitter. Choked. “I cannot leave them unattended.”

    Wei Wuxian just blinks at him.

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    Wei Wuxian is asked (under duress) to babysit a class of tiny Lan cultivators for just a few minutes. A few minutes turns into an hour, turns into two hours, turns into an impromptu literal field trip and now there's an entire class that is weeks ahead of their curriculum, their most junior disciples have apparently imprinted on Wei Wuxian like baby birds, and Lan Qiren has no one to blame but himself.

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    21 Nov 2020

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    Lan Zhan leapt forward and broke through a line of trees stepping into a small clearing where he froze, his eyes focusing in on the source of that seductive call, of that delicious scent. There in front of him was not the vixen he expected.

    Instead it was a fox, he was sprawled out naked there on his back, his black hair loose around his shoulders, his ears pinned back as he arched his body lewdly off the ground, his shaft hard and dripping against his belly as he rubbed it roughly, his pale skin framed by nine fluffy black tails.

    The fox looked at him hazily with some of the most beautiful grey eyes Lan Zhan had ever seen. They were dark and hot under his long lashes, already wet with frustrated tears, his mouth open as he panted huskily. He trailed the tip of his red tongue over his lips as he called out for him, that hoarse voice beckoning him forward and the dragon went willingly, oh how willing he was.

    He stripped as he walked, dropping his belt to the grassy forest floor, his white robes falling off his broad shoulders as he stepped closer and closer to that impossibly beautiful man.

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    18 Nov 2020

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    Five rabbits Lan Wangji adopts from a certain Wei Wuxian (and more).

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    18 Nov 2020

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    "I should start off by admitting I had motives that were a bit different than using you as a consultant. When I initially approached you, it was because I intended to ask you to be my model."

    When Xie Lian accompanied her friend to an art exhibit, she didn't expect to meet the artist. She didn't expect to end up working for the artist. She certainly didn't expect to fall in love with the artist.

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    14 Nov 2020

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    Wei Wuxian drops his hand, leans one shoulder into the stunted door frame. “Oh. Okay. So. Why are you here, exactly?”

    “The Institute sent me to assist you,” the ridiculously beautiful cardigan owner says, “as your familiar.”

    Wei Wuxian laughs as if it’s a joke, although the man’s stony expression makes it clear that any humor gleaned from him is likely unintentional.

    “Well, uh, I appreciate your,” Wei Wuxian says, “you know, time, but everything is under control here, actually.”

    With impeccable timing, a tea-kettle sound keens from the kitchen, followed by a contained bang.

    Or: Wei Wuxian is a witch, Lan Wangji is sent to be his familiar. They figure it out.

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    13 Nov 2020