Pretentious_Procrastinator



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    ATLA works written during Camp Nano July 2020. All unconnected unless otherwise stated, but some exist in the same universe.

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    It's Bakoda Week, baby!!

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  1. Public Bookmark 34

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    The thing about Yusuf is that he doesn’t just eat fruit. He savors it.

    or Yusuf really likes fruit and Nicolo really likes Yusuf.

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    09 Aug 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 16

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    And so charged with their bags they make their way to the inn.

    “There should be tubs waiting for us.” Quỳnh says, and they all hear Niccolò’s sigh.

    Praise be to god.” He says in Arabic, the tongue he always uses when he wishes to make Yusuf smile. It doesn’t fail, the warrior has a smile bring down his serious frown, and he flashes a wink to his other half.

    “Be glad you don’t have to smell yourself.” Yusuf says, laughter in his voice.

    “I do smell you though, habibi. As much you are dear to me, there’s limits to a man’s love.”

    “Can you hear them Quỳnh? A bit of dirt and they cannot kiss.” Andromache teases as she pushes the inn’s door open, looking over her shoulder with a smirk.

    “Wait until we hit the monsoon and there’s no river safe enough for us to bathe in. Your love will be challenged then.” Andromache remembers when they got stranded in a bog a couple century ago. She remembers Quỳnh complaining about mud in unsavory places for months, amongst other sweet memories.

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    Wlw and mlm solidarity. That’s it. That’s the fic. AndyxQuynh and JoexNicky on the road in the 15th century, having a good time.

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    08 Aug 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 27

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    Written for this Kink Meme coming untouched prompt: After nearly 1 thousand years together their bodies are so attuned to one another they can make each other come just with gentle touches, slow kissing, words and suggestions.

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    03 Aug 2020

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    On a big day, Bato pauses for a conversation.

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    03 Aug 2020

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    With Andy, Nile’s been learning to survive immortality. Joe and Nicky, it seems, are determined to teach her how to live through it.

    Or: Nile spends a week with her gay immortal dads and they all get to be soft and happy for a while.

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    02 Aug 2020