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    ATLA works written during Camp Nano July 2020. All unconnected unless otherwise stated, but some exist in the same universe.

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    It's Bakoda Week, baby!!

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    I liked the idea of exploring mundane/ordinary snippets of Clark and Lois' life together given that Batman v Superman starts 18 months after the end of Man of Steel and Lois and Clark are clearly in an established relationship.

    Plotless, these are a bunch of random and unconnected snippets of mundaneness, written as they occur to me or in response to prompts. They are not in order and are not connected except that they occur at some during in the period between Man of Steel and Batman v Superman. Although written out of order, when I write each one, I'll try to put it in the right spot so you might have to hunt and peck to find the new chapters...

    My own head canon. I didn't want to spam ao3 so am putting them all together in here. Ratings will vary depending on the chapter. If you have a prompt, send it through and I'll see what I can do.

    I always like hearing from people so let me know what you like and what you don't like! :) Updated after watching Justice League. I'll mark the ficlets written post-Justice League clearly.

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    28 May 2022

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    It's midsummer, 2006. In the wake of his son's death, Bruce Wayne tries to outrun his grief on a cross-country road trip. When his car breaks down on a dusty road in the heart of Kansas, a friendly stranger stops to lend a hand.

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    21 May 2022

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    After his resurrection, they send Clark to train under the Amazons.

    “But we must not follow those who advise us, being men, to think of human things, and, being mortal, of mortal things, but must, so far as we can, make ourselves immortal, and strain every nerve to live in accordance with the best thing in us; for even if it be small in bulk, much more does it in power and worth surpass everything.”
     
    -Aristotle, Book X of the Nicomachean Ethics, translated by W. D. Ross

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    21 May 2022

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    Some really interesting concepts about godhood and power and Diana and Clark being more than human. Also Clark gets to chill with a load of Amazons

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    Good evening, super-sleuths! Boy, do we have a treat for you today. We’re delving into one of the biggest unsolved mysteries of the modern era. The million-dollar question. The billion-dollar question, if one of these theories holds water.

    That’s right. We’re gonna risk life, limb and sanity by asking the question… who is The Batman?

    [In-universe Buzzfeed Unsolved accidentally stumbles on Batman’s secret identity. The Batfam reacts.]

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    18 May 2022

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    In the aftermath of the Blackwood case, Mary determines that if she wants to have a successful marriage, she must find a way to integrate Holmes into her relationship with John. It's a decision that will have a number of unforeseen consequences, as she becomes far closer with the famous detective than she ever could have imagined.

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    17 May 2022