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    Sakura has the worst luck. Or the best. It could be seen either way.

    All she knows is she keeps running across smoking hot men and having smoking hot sex and she's quite okay with that. Although, it does bring troubles with it. If she had known how much trouble fantastic sex would be she would have...well maybe she would have done everything the same.

    Love hotels, cage fights, undercover missions, and dark secrets are some of the least of it.

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    A different Team Seven, in which Kakashi becomes a teacher and everything changes.

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    Modern AU. Sakura is born to the Haruno Banking Company, notorious bank for the Senju Yakuza. With her parent's demise and her arranged husband's death, Sakura catches the attention of Senju Hashirama and Senju Tobirama.

    She becomes their PA as they run their crime empire. And she might be more than just a pretty face, ruthless and cunning, but she really does have a pretty face and it catches it's fair share of attention.

    Sakura is just trying to keep her head down and stay under the radar. But if they force her to look up, she's going to keep her chin up and not back-down. She's Haruno fucking Sakura and she bows to no one.

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    The Dwarves of Ered Luin are struggling greatly, so they send out most of the craftsmen to find work. In a last ditch effort, Thorin Oakenshield, son of Thrain, leads his company to the Shire. He does not expect what he finds there. Will he find new allies to help him solve the terrible sicknesses that plague the dwarves? Can the hobbits learn to care about the outside world enough to help? Can dwarves learn trust to another race again? Can Thorin give his people the home they deserve?

    This features the whole company and does have a great deal of peril related to starvation, sickness, and racism. I will try to tag anything potentially triggering. Also, Belladonna Took totally becomes shipper trash.

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    02 Dec 2021

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    "Is there a reason you're calling this late at night?" Tony asks, worried in spite of himself. "Tell me what's going on, kid."

    “Everything is one-hundred-percent fine,” Peter says. “Seriously, I've never been better. But I should let you know I have about thirty bricks of cocaine in my bedroom. Also, Karen won't let me turn off Instant Kill Mode. Also, Walmart discontinued my special razzleberry pink squeezy lemonade. Which isn't related to tonight's patrol, I'm just bummed about it.”
     
    Or: The five times Instant Kill Mode is activated +1

     

    *Runner-up for the Soothes the Pain Award in the Iron Dad 2021 Creators Awards.*

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    25 Nov 2021

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    Fate has a thing or two to say about one of her favorites dying before his time. And, after all, there's worse things she could do to Harry Potter than turn him into the Bastard of Godsgrace... A/U Slash Possible MPreg Slow Burn

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    18 Nov 2021

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    "I want to make Naruto my heir," Kakashi said bluntly.

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    17 Nov 2021

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    "Harry’s been planning to escape the Dursley’s since he was six years old.

    Entering the wizarding world—discovering that he has money, the only thing aside from his age that’s been holding Harry back—gives him opportunity."

    -Excerpt from Chapter One: How to escape your abusive relatives when you become a witch-boy with lotsa dough

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    13 Nov 2021