Pirateweasel



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  1. Summary

    Shifter!Verse for the Assassin's Creed fandom.

    Malik and Kadar are the only ones remaining of their Shifter line; let alone the entirety of their kind. These brothers are the last surviving descendants of the Lion of Jerusalem (or are they?)

    This is a spin-off from Lion's Creed. More fics to join the series of before, during, and after the events of Lion's Creed. As well as other AUs such as Modern!Creed.

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    Originally supposed to be a series about my Precursor OC Anubis and the 1st Civilization along with side appearances of characters w/in the AC & [PROTOTYPE] fandom.

    Now it's a cocktail of plot bunny clusterfrickfracks.

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    An AU version of the Grid, pre- and post-Legacy. Stories can be read as stand-alone one-shots, or can be read in order. Some stories involve a relationship between Sam and Tron; others involve an OC.

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    Short stories from the Toasterverse, because the author gets panicky writing long form stories built around plot and has to finish something in order to function.

    Phil has problems with these people. So does the Author.

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    11 Apr 2016

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    George Miles is a refined, discreet tailor raised by English parents during World War II. Since immigrating to Brooklyn in the '60s he has lived the American Dream by working hard and treating others well. He is a very talented stitcher, wonderful mentor to his assistant Eduardo, and devoted fan of ridiculous American television dramas.

    There are only two things even remotely out of the ordinary about Mr. Miles. To start, he was born under another name, one he presumed was lost forever. Secondly, his clientele are the most exclusive assembly in the world.
    The entirety of George's life may be condensed in this simple question:

    How on earth does somebody become the tailor for the Avengers?

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    31 Mar 2016

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    When her grandmother (and only family) unexpectedly dies in a car accident just after the doctor informs her that her cancer is back, 18 year old Alessandra King decides it's her time to live life away from the hospital bed. Struck by the realization that she is alone and dying, she makes her escape; visiting new places and even meeting someone special along the way. Tony/OC friendship! Takes place before and during Iron Man 2. Possible Sequels will span entire Marvel Universe (minus X-Men).

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    27 Feb 2016

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    Things are going pretty okay for Darcy. Until Steve finally brings Bucky home, and she figures out that they actually have something in common:

    Their complicated relationship with food.

    Oh boy.

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    08 Feb 2016

  5. Public Bookmark 15

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    When S.H.I.E.L.D. fell, the loss of life was devastating, but what of the agents left behind? Rani Feldman is a Forensic Accountant who survived the fall of the Triskelion. Cleared by the FBI, Rani is left to pick up the pieces of her life. Unfortunately, the Jewish accountant is unable to get a job as everyone keeps accusing her of being HYDRA. With her life falling apart around her, she discovers she’s not alone. Thousands of former S.H.I.E.L.D. agents have been left homeless, penniless, and without adequate healthcare. Rani can’t help them all, she might not even be able to help a few, and should she even try?

    “This isn’t a story of superheroes and magic. This is a story of how I survived a world of superheroes and magic.”

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    08 Feb 2016