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  1. Rec *

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    "You and me? Best friends. Stellar. Love that for us. But we could absolutely fake being in love. Dating. Whatever. I know literally everything about you—" (No you don't, Henry thinks firmly) "—and you know everything about me. We would absolutely fucking annihilate the other contestants.”

    "You're too drunk to apply," Henry points out, like he himself isn't about as wasted as it's possible for him to be without curling up and going immediately to sleep. "I doubt you could spell your own name right on the application. Or mine."

    Alex grins and pulls something up on his phone; it looks like it takes him a few tries. "Wanna fucking bet?"

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    Or: Henry's life is a comedy of errors; a patchwork of oopsie-daisies; a quilt stitched together with hauntingly terrible mistakes. And at the centre of it all is his best friend, Alex Claremont-Diaz; director of said comedy, threading together his oopsie-daisies into a flower crown, rolling around in the quilt of his own making, and this analogy is going to shit because Henry's so in love with him he wants to die.

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    08 Jul 2023

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    By the twentieth time Geralt has gone through the loop, he decides to just throw himself off the cliff’s edge after Borch.

    He wakes up to his twenty-first attempt.

    “Fuck.”

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    02 Feb 2023

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    “Why didn’t either of you tell us you were dating?”

    He looks so hurt and indignant in the way only Dustin can, and maybe it’s not too late to run out after Steve and make their case for the beers again if it means the kid’ll stop frowning and looking at Eddie like that. It takes a minute for his words to sink in.

    Eddie blinks. “What.”

    “What do you mean, what? You kissed!”

    “No, we didn’t,” Eddie scoffs.

    Except, yes, they did. Realization crashes over him, the force of it stunning him into silence.

    Steve kissed him. On the lips. Like it was nothing, like it was something they did every day.

    And Eddie hadn’t even blinked or shoved him away or registered it at all, just returned the kiss and went right back to bossing Steve around, as if the whole fucking thing was the most natural thing in the world.

    Fuck.

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    10 Nov 2022

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    Steve's just trying to keep them all alive. He's stuck in the Upside Down, he's been attacked by flying demon bats and this is turning out to be a really terrible week. He's ignoring the aching in his body and the fever he seems to be developing because getting out of the hell dimension really seems like a more pressing matter.

    Except it's not just his injuries he's been ignoring. The stress has brought his heat on months early and being surrounded by Eddie Munson's scent is not making things better. Thanks to everything else going on, he doesn't notice until it's too late.

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    22 Oct 2022

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    Jake doesn't sleep with Alphas as a rule.
    Bradley Bradshaw made him want to break that rule.
    An unscheduled, but well-timed heat, might help the Omega get that through the Alpha's thick skull of his.

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    26 Sep 2022