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    In the last twenty four hours Eggsy nearly came to blows with Dean and the bastard's men, nixed both the keys and the car of Dean's top moron, and then went joyriding in said car before crashing it. Then he got arrested, told that he's going to go away from eighteen months, and had to use his dad's medal because what else could he do?

    Following that he was freed by some posh bloke who takes him back to the Black Prince, beats the shit out of Dean's men, threatens to tranq him, and then gets up to leave him despite the fact that Eggsy's never wanted a man more.

    One motel room later, plus a series of death threats from Dean and a near escape, and Eggsy's got a job offer to become part of Kingsman...a werewolf pack that isn't known for liking mutts like him in their ranks.

    What's going to happen in the next twenty-four hours...Eggsy' s got no bloody clue.

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    "Harry," Eggsy said one day, while Harry was deep in a report about weapons smuggling in Ukraine. "I really fancy you."
    "Mmm-hmm," Harry responded, flipping to another chapter about airline safety standards in Indonesia.
    "If I had to say it," Eggsy mused, slightly put out, "I would, in fact, say that I am deeply, wildly, and madly in love with you."
    "That's very good, Eggsy," Harry said absentmindedly, scrawling his signature at the bottom of the paper.
    Eggsy sighed. "Sometimes, I might think you don't listen to a word I say."

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    17 Jun 2018

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    Modern Royal AU.

     

    “The international community is in chaos this morning in the wake of the deaths of many world leaders. The death of the president of the United States has been confirmed, along with the majority of his cabinet. Great Britain can count itself lucky that the Queen has been found and finally returned to her throne, but her heirs are another story. It appears that both princes and their own heirs are among the casualties of what is being referred to as the Valentine’s Day Massacre. Sources close to--”

     

    It just so happens that there is another direct heir to the British throne out there, but he's probably going to need a bit of polish.

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    This is turning into one hell of a fairytale.

    (or, the one in which Eggsy never dreamed of the Cinderella life and ends up living it anyway.)

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    "They think you paid me to be here," hisses Eggsy.

    Harry stares at him. "I made your favorite dinner and I have to let your wretched beast sleep on the bed for a month," he says flatly.

    "No, they think you paid me to be here," says Eggsy.

    "My dear boy," says Harry, "do you think all these third wives married my classmates out of the purity of their affections?"

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