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    So... just where was Carlos during "Cassette," anyway?

    Follow-up to “Cassette,” as has been mandated by the City Council, and somewhere before “Condos.” But no spoilers for “Condos.” Except that you are now spoiled if you did not know “Condos” existed. You just can’t win. You will never win. You are surrounded. Surrender now. It's a buck on iTunes or Soundcloud.

    Language:
    English
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    4,254
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    121
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    24
    Hits:
    1631
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    If Carlos has to erase himself from history in order to take out The Magic Flute, he will absolutely do it. Y'know, once he can get off the lab floor. And rescue Megan Wallaby. And -- look, it's complicated, okay?

    Somewhere between “Yellow Helicopters” and “The Deft Bowman.”

    BASED ON TRUE-LIFE EVENTS!

    Language:
    English
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    7,116
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    52
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    193
    Bookmarks:
    68
    Hits:
    2862
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    What it says in the title

    Language:
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    30
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    450
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    "Let's go on a picnic, he said. It'll be a fun afternoon, he said. I know a great little spot, he said. We can have some alone time, he said. JERK." How'd that work out for you, Carlos? Good time? Not so much? Why don't you tell us about it?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,512
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    82
    Kudos:
    485
    Bookmarks:
    182
    Hits:
    7852
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    Cecil gives a rundown of the City Council-sanctioned courses being offered this term by the Night Vale Community College.

    Language:
    English
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    279
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1178
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    Danny Butterman branches out into illustrated fiction.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1145
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    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    652
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    Spock Prime reads the newspaper, hijinks ensue. ALTERNATE SUMMARY: Spock Prime is sure this one isn't his fault.

    Update: You only see about half the illustration if you try to read this on a podphonething. So here's the address: http://pics.darthcricket.com/journal/ficart/khankhan.jpg

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,160
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    220
    Bookmarks:
    51
    Hits:
    11318
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    Danny fails at boudoir photography.

    Also, just for clarification, he really does mean to say "pens."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    810
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1629
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    The long-anticipated sequel to "The OC." In color.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    99
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1343
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    Danny Butterman thought Star Trek was a keen movie.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    102
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1240
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    Jesus Christ, it's a babyfic - GET IN THE CAR. Also wrong-headedness, slurs against the Irish, general creepiness, and a roofie joke.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,484
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    292
    Bookmarks:
    89
    Hits:
    9023
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    "Oh, God, some fucker's brought a guitar."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,571
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    972
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    "Saxon was all enraged and savaged the ever-lovin' fuck out of the poor cheese."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,845
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1167
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    Language:
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    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    262
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    The NWA demonstrate the small-town values of cooperation, mutual support, and local self-sufficiency.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    787
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    375
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    Woad is a funny word.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    698
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    384
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    Bread. Bread. BREAD BREAD BREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREAD! Swans. Librarians. Computers. Guns. The BREAD! usual.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,790
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1329
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    For this trick, he'll need a volunteer from the pavement. You, sir, the man with the fucking enormous knife in your chest! Don't be shy, now.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,055
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    202
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    1886
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    "Garth Vader stood over the sink of his small bachelor apartment, eating a Pot Noodle." The beginning of a classic, multi-part epic.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    724
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    202

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