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So... just where was Carlos during "Cassette," anyway?
Follow-up to “Cassette,” as has been mandated by the City Council, and somewhere before “Condos.” But no spoilers for “Condos.” Except that you are now spoiled if you did not know “Condos” existed. You just can’t win. You will never win. You are surrounded. Surrender now. It's a buck on iTunes or Soundcloud.
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If Carlos has to erase himself from history in order to take out The Magic Flute, he will absolutely do it. Y'know, once he can get off the lab floor. And rescue Megan Wallaby. And -- look, it's complicated, okay?
Somewhere between “Yellow Helicopters” and “The Deft Bowman.”
BASED ON TRUE-LIFE EVENTS!
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WE INTERRUPT YOUR DASH FOR A BRIEF FUSION FIC by Phosfate
Fandoms: Cabin Pressure, Supernatural
20 Jan 2014
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What it says in the title
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"Let's go on a picnic, he said. It'll be a fun afternoon, he said. I know a great little spot, he said. We can have some alone time, he said. JERK." How'd that work out for you, Carlos? Good time? Not so much? Why don't you tell us about it?
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This Term At Night Vale Community College by Phosfate, Rosencrantz
Fandoms: Welcome to Night Vale
03 Sep 2013
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Cecil gives a rundown of the City Council-sanctioned courses being offered this term by the Night Vale Community College.
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Have You Considered Not Having Creative Pursuits? by Phosfate, Rosencrantz
Fandom: Hot Fuzz (2007), Star Trek (2009), The World's End (2013)
28 Aug 2013
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It's a Neighborly Day in This Beautywood by Masu_Trout for lferion
Fandoms: Antler Guy (Sculpture/Tumblr post), A House I Pass on the Way to Work Has This Sculpture in Its Yard - elementalmw
21 Dec 2016
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The Old One, The Sleeping Beast, Seeker of Blood and Devourer of Souls, Haunting Abomination of the Darkened Woods, woke to find his sacred grounds were no longer there.
The new ways are more than a bit confusing, but there's no reason an ancient god can't adapt with the times.
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28 Aug 2018
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The Agency assigned her to this job, and now Agent Melissa Chowdhury has no choice but to see it through to the end. After all, she's the only one who the Chosen One trusts and only a Hero Chosen by Destiny can stop the Cult of the Conqueror Worm from unleashing an unspeakable evil into the world.
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28 Aug 2018
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The tale of how an abomination came to walk our earth in these dark times, and to intone a name of fate…Antler Guy checks out his new neighborhood and is definitely out to Keep Portland Weird.
Bookmarked by Phosfate
27 Aug 2018
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Antler Guy Saga- Original Format by erinnightwalker
Fandoms: Antler Guy (Sculpture/Tumblr post)
03 Sep 2018
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Its hard, living in suburbia. Its harder when your neighbor is an eldritch abomination.
This is the original raw text of my Tumblr posts about Antler Guy and Neighbor Steve. Enjoy.
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27 Aug 2018
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WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME, NEIGHBOR STEVE? by Anonymous
Fandoms: Antler Guy (Sculpture/Tumblr post)
04 Dec 2016
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Antler Guy just wants to be loved.
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27 Aug 2018