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    What's the general protocol for what to do when a portal opens up in your room and a random homeless guy that doesn't look quite real and is dressed like your secret superhero self falls on top of you?

    Asking for a friend.

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    Clint Barton just wanted to shoot some arrows and kill some bad guys. Why did an arachnid themed child have to go around saving his life and making up super powers?

    He is definitely getting too old for this shit.

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  3. Public Bookmark 77

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    Steve was yet to decide if he should be feeling responsible enough to stop whatever it was that was going on.

    “Come on! Just hit him already!”

    “Clint shut the hell up I’m trying to concentrate here.”

    “Well you’re doing one hell of a job there aren’t you buddy? You’ve managed to succeed a grand total of none amount of times.”

    “That doesn’t even make grammatical sense also shut up.” Sam grunted, his first swinging wildly through the air and connecting with nothing.

    Spider-Man just laughed, ducking away again.

     

    Look, Cap may be from the 40s but surely even in the future it was not normal for children to dress as spiders and tell people to hit them just because they can "totally sense it coming".

    Then again watching Sam fail at even making contact with the kid who danced away laughing, maybe he could just wait to see where this goes.

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    He panicked, full on panicked. Because oh god, Tony Stark was coming to his school to tell off his bully. Oh god. It was actually happening.

    IronDad Bingo Fic #3
    Trope: Protective Tony

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    Tony doesn’t eat jello. He’s never liked it, not even as a kid. But lemon jello? What kind of goddamn shit? He is insulted. This is an insult.

    He takes out his phone and dials Peter’s number.

    Once again, one ring. The kid is lying in wait.

    “Mr. Stark, I’m trying to learn.”

    “You put the new Iron Man helmet in jello,” Tony states, deadpan.

    “What? I’m in school.”

    “Peter.”

    “How would I—you’re crazy, someone’s messing with you.”

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