06 Aug 2017
Evil had been awakening long before the knight was fully resurrected, growing in strength and malice each year.
The day evil truly awoke and began fighting its prison was the day you decided to do something about it.
Unfortunately no one told you that the prophecy said defeating Calamity Ganon needed some teamwork.
No one even told you there was a prophecy.
So why does the hundred year old knight seem so familiar?
When the eldest Matsuno son needs a therapist, he finds the cheapest one he can get. Your fees are low not because you're terrible, but because you're new and haven't quite earned the right to charge the big bucks yet.
Still, the reason Osomatsu thinks he needs therapy is quite embarrassing, and he doesn't realize that he really could use your help.
"Well, Matsuno-san, why are you here?"
"Yes, of course, but why do you need it?"
"Because I can't get a girlfriend!"
- Part 1 of We Need Therapy
The "We Need Therapy" series is a set of stories in which the named Reader/You is the therapist of one of the six Matsuno brothers.
The reader is always male, but each story is separate from the rest (so you aren't counseling all of the brothers at once).
Osomatsu needs therapy for his drinking and gambling.
Karamatsu needs therapy for his depression and identity crisis.
Choromatsu needs therapy for his OCD and stress.
Ichimatsu needs therapy for his depression and anxiety.
Jyushimatsu needs therapy for his ADHD and (possible lack of) sanity.
Todomatsu needs therapy for his trust-issues and stress.
You might need therapy for your own reasons, but you've got a job to do.