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  1. Public Bookmark 19

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    Say a hipster is chatting you up at an otherwise boring party--one of those homely types who'd have been out of luck had Weezer not brought nerd chic back. He tells you how he once built a time machine. Nothing fancy, just a garden-variety thing. He went back about fifty years, hoping to get laid at Woodstock, and ended up sexing up this hot guy he picked up at a Joni Mitchell concert. Hot Guy turned out to be the hipster's dad, who, convinced away from the straight side of the Force, moved to San Francisco, started wearing leather chaps, and never met the hipster's mom--and the hipster abruptly ceased to exist.

    As luck would have it, though, this act of inadvertent suicide worthy of a Darwin Lifetime Achievement Award made it so that the hipster never traveled back in time in the first place, thus ensuring that his father followed the straight and narrow, married the hipster's mom, and sired their 2.5 kids, the youngest of whom went on to build a time machine, seduce his young, bearded father, and kick-start the entire chain of events that led to this self-perpetuating time paradox. "In fact," says the hipster, playing with the lime in his midori sour, "I'm probably not even here at all."

    Is he right?

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    05 Jul 2018

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    I FINALLY FOUND IT

  2. Public Bookmark 12

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    The lone wolf dies, but the pack survives

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    02 Apr 2015

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    At Mrs Hudson's urging, Sherlock finally decides to tell John how he feels about him.

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    02 Apr 2015

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    Thanks, random person on Omegle. Too kind are you.

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    Phan, kickthestickz and multiple youtubers at hogwarts! Dan Howell, a shy third year slytherin, is befriended by fifth year hufflepuff Phil Lester. Dan is quiet and alone, with little faith in his abilities, but with the comfortable and kind-hearted Phil he will learn to flourish in the wizarding world. This is a chaptered story with each chapter a oneshot in its own right.
    No major triggers or warnings

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    01 Apr 2015

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    WIP, 14

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    Every child is born with the name of their true love in the palm of their hand, but the marks on the palm of Elsa's hand are broken and meaningless, and it must be kept secret.

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    19 Sep 2014

    Bookmarker's Notes

    WIP