Patchitehemo



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  1. Summary

    Short drabbles/ficlets of moments from Bilbo and Thorin's life together.

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  2. Summary

    Just a series of RANDOM drabbles I write when I have the time or when I'm bored.

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    376
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    3
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    1
  3. Summary

    A retelling of Johnlock with a female John (Johanna). This series DOES NOT follow canon. (sort of)

    Each story can be read as a stand alone.

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    1,184
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    Levi's captain of his school's football team, and he also just so happens to have a huge crush on the only male cheerleader around that wears a skirt and thigh highs.

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    08 Dec 2019

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    The first time it happened, Eren was sleeping.
    The second time it happened, Eren was skyping.
    The third time it happened, Eren was ill.
    The fourth time it happened, Eren was feeling more than a little stressed.
    The fifth time it happened... well...

    Or, the story of how Eren learns the name of the guy living above him because of the awkward loud sex he has.

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    1/1
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    16 Nov 2019

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    “Fuck me,” his omega said, and Katsuki dissolved.

    Language:
    English
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    1/1
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    58
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    254
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    02 Oct 2019

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    Hinata likes to bite, that's all there is to it.

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    30 Sep 2019

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    It's not something she would have noticed if stupid Kaminari hadn't opened his mouth but now, Midoriya can't stop worrying about her boobs or rather, lack thereof. After some light is forcibly shed on the issue, Bakugo responds in a very Bakugo-esque way

    Language:
    English
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    5,159
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    1/1
    Comments:
    18
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    8452

    14 Sep 2019