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  1. Public Bookmark 38

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    This began life as a story I wrote for my best friend along the premise of "Oh Lord, wouldn't it be funny if we - two sarcastic, pop-culture obsessed arseholes - got catapulted into Middle Earth?"
    It snowballed from there into a small novel, which shows how much fun we both had.
    This story is incredibly silly, featuring impressive combinations of swear words, feats of athleticism beyond either of us, a Grumpy Thorin, a Perplexed Bilbo, two hot Dwarven princes and one dragon who wishes he hadn't messed with us.
    As to our personalities, we're pretty much like this in real life... You have been warned.

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    15 Aug 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 36

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    This little story, or big depending on how you look at it, is not something that you would expect to hear about. It is not a story of great deeds, or about a great hero. She wasn't a hero. She was a fisher from Alaska doomed to a life she never would have chosen and quest that wasn't even hers. Her adventure was entirely unexpected. Or at least, that's how the story went.

    Part of series, but acts as a stand alone.

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    44/?
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    13 Aug 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 11

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    In Lothering, before the darkspawn overrun the village, apostate Bethany Hawke is waiting for her siblings to come home. Over dry-baked ground and sunlight through stained glass, the world keeps turning. The refugees keep coming. And she keeps waiting.

    But Bethany was not expecting templar Alistair Theirin.

    She was not expecting him at all.

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    12 Aug 2019

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    12 Aug 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 51

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    A blood Mage joins the Grey Wardens just before the battle of Ostagar. Cinna doesn't know a lot of things, but she does know that she's never done a smart thing in her goddamn life. Accidentally curing the blight along the way just so happened to one of the few good things.

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    23/?
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    08 Aug 2019