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    Tumblr Prompt from accio shitpost: "i wanna see a muggle who goes stealth among wizards purely by having a ridiculous aesthetic"

     

    A muggle moves to Ottery St Catchpole a few months after the Battle of Hogwarts, and there's a slight misunderstanding.

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    16 Oct 2018

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    “Okay, heartbreaker,” he says, “how much to put the tires back on the car?”

    Jason rolls his eyes and gestures at him with the lug wrench. “Why don’t I just beat you up and steal your money? Is this the first time you’ve been to a bad part of town? Don’t show me your wallet, asshole. Come on.”

    The man heaves a heavy, aggrieved sigh and starts pulling out bills. “Five hundred?” He tries. “Six? We can go to an ATM.”

    “You are mugging yourself,” Jason says, oddly impressed. “Holy shit.”

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    11 Oct 2018

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    The little family secret was Nyx’s father wasn’t Nyx’s biological one.

    “It’s a good thing you didn’t inherit that bright red hair,” his mother once mused.

    “So which one of you assholes is responsible for a red haired man running around knocking up women and abandoning them?” Nyx asked bitterly.

     (Or the last thing Nyx expected when he put on the Ring of Lucii was to find out that his asshole sperm donor was royalty.)

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    10 Oct 2018

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    Baze leaves for an off-world job and returns to find his impulsive husband's adopted a child.

    He hopes this doesn't become a habit.

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    06 Oct 2018

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    A collection of scenes in the life and times of Ichigo the Slightly Fire-Obsessed Kitsune and his Favourite Shinigami Person.

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    22 Sep 2018