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  1. Public Bookmark 71

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    Written for the Star Trek XI Kink Meme prompt: So, we all know that Spock is a pretty smart bloke right? And that Vulcans are (in?)famous for their iron will/concentration/wtv. So what I want is a Kirk determined to test this strength of will as it were. Maybe Spock's is recording a message to his father and Kirk's kneeling behind him, just under camera-level and slowly fingering him open; or maybe Kirk's breathing complicated maths problems into Spock's neck (having dared him to solve them all) whilst pressing him down and ever so gently fucking him open...idk ok, I just wanna see Spock lose his shit =9.

    Also, for total disclosure, all the science stuff here is comprised solely of bullshit and Wikipedia, so if it's really painfully obvious that the furthest along I ever got in science was somewhere around third grade, feel free to ignore it in favor of the porn.

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    18 Jun 2018

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    Written for the Star Trek XI Kink Meme prompt:

    "1. Vulcans' hands are erogenous zones
    2. Data PADDs are not ergonomic even a little bit
    3. Spock is a workaholic
    Conclusion: carpal tunnel. Achey, cracking joints, swollen wrists, general misery! Someone massages his hands to make him feel better! He's turned on because they're really good at it! Kinky hand-obsessive sex ensues."

    Ummm. I wrote hand porn. Again. I have no shame. Also I totally BSed the bits about Vulcan bone structure, so if it goes against canon Vulcan anatomy, I apologize.

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    18 Jun 2018

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  4. Public Bookmark 19

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    When Alec's favorite show gets cancelled and he takes to messaging customer service repeatedly to show his support, he doesn't expect to connect so well with the support representative he keeps getting paired off with.

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    15 Jun 2018

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    The author finally snapped

    #SaveShadowhunters #PickUpShadowhunters

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    Gimli scandalizes Legolas by offering to braid his hair after the battle of Helm's Deep. Aragorn is far too amused.

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    13 Jun 2018