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    Ben takes a deep breath. “It’s—it’s a project. Conceptual art. You wouldn’t get it.”

    Rey presses her lips together to keep from laughing. She plans her next words quickly and carefully, determining what will get her the best reaction. “Really? Looks like you ruined a bedsheet to me.”

    His reaction does not disappoint. “Get out.”

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    Seven-year-old Rey decides it's her duty to annoy the crap out of Ben Solo every single day she's alive.

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    06 Aug 2018

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    Who understands Alphas, anyway; they’re mysteries, wrapped in enigmas, dusted with hormones and deep-fried in a vat of unquenchable rage.

    And Ben, he’s a classic, textbook example. Rey doesn’t need his intensity in her life. Rey was quite happy to steer clear of him, as long as he wants to be like… well, like that.

    And he’d been like that ever since she hired on. Always testy around her, always scowling, stomping, difficult. But he produced excellent code, so… maybe management was sympathetic.

    Then again, maybe he just had someone’s incriminating photographs, and was holding them over their heads, who knew.

    OR: Ben Solo: Wunderkind developer, office Alpha, noted cantankerous asshole, gets stuck in an elevator with Rey Johnson: New hire, ray of literal sunshine, progressive Omega who seriously does not have time for this. Hilarity / Drama ensues.

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    05 Aug 2018

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    Malfunctioning copulation detectors on war-mad clockwork half-goats can really complicate a day; luckily, Amy's there to help. Shameless S5 trope!smut.

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    23 Jul 2018

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    Knot pic. Knot pic -- and from the look of it, the owner needs to see a medical professional immediately. Tomato emoji, eggplant emoji, three water emojis, winky-face emoji.

    Oh, for God’s sake.

    Her glands are already itchy and she’s changed her underwear twice. Unless she wants to spend three days in writhing misery, she’s going to have to swipe right on one of these prize winners.

    Message: Hi. I saw your post. I would like to have a conversation with you, if you’re willing.

    (Alternate Summary: the author completely loses her mind and decides to throw another PWP A/B/O smutfest onto the garbage heap.)

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    23 Jul 2018

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    “Good. Good little Omega.” He says the words against her gland, almost sweetly, and Rey—Rey is going to die. A wonderful, delicious death. Depraved, all of this. Filthy. Beautiful.

    Modern day AU in which Ben is an Alpha, Rey is an Omega, and they are way better at having sex than at communicating with each other.

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    07 Jun 2018