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  1. Rec *

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    A series of short, ridiculous, mostly plotless stories featuring the Foxes as the cops of the Ninety-Ninth Precinct.

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    26 Dec 2018

  2. Rec 2

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    “Mmmmm bed’s warm, you’re warm, outside’s cold.”
    “The pizza place will also be warm,” she said as if she was truly arguing with him, as if she had any intention of leaving the bed anytime soon, as if she wasn’t also wiggling her way deeper into the covers.
    “Yes, but we’d have to face the cold to get there. And get dressed. And move.”
    He made very good points. Good enough, in fact, to pressure Dan into pulling out her phone to text her new teammates that something had come up, and she and Matt were regretfully not going to make it to their pizza date. Then she curled back into her very warm boyfriend and began to drift back off to sleep, cozy and content.

    Dan and Matt have a lazy day, Christmas style. It's just cozy y'all.

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    20 Dec 2018

  3. Rec *

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    The first time Andrew realizes he wants to hear the words, Neil isn’t even doing anything. He’s just sitting there, staring at the horizon with that stupidly dramatic faraway expression of his, and letting the cigarette burn down between his fingers all the way to the filter — an outrageous waste of good nicotine, if you asked Andrew.

    (Or: 20+ times Andrew and Neil say I love you, and one time they say it out loud.)

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    10 Aug 2018

  4. Rec 25

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    Scott always knew that Alex would come to get him. Alex was his big brother, and he promised.

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    22 Jan 2018

  5. Rec 1

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    How did it all begin? How far will someone go to gain power? Is it worth the life of your friends? Your family? Two brothers' rivalry, one brother's hunger for power and thirst for vengeance sets in motion a series of events that will alter the universe. And the events that lead to an eventual showdown between good and evil.

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    20 Nov 2017