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  2. Summary

    things aren't half as bad as they are in your head

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  3. Summary

    Dolley's birthday is very inconvenient.

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  1. Rec 4

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    Pip just wants to get laid.

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    30 Mar 2018

  2. Rec *

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    Once, in the world, there was a cottage. And that was only just the beginning.

    [#62: Clothed With the Sun added 4/23/18. Series chronology is here, podfic is here, and a map of Home is here.]

    Series
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    16 Aug 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    i never finished reading this and i honestly never finished reading good omens either but this was so good and i ate it up but i never fucking finished it and i swear i will one day because it's so good i just had to put in the effort to find it

  3. Rec 2

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    Found a otp prompt and decided to indulge myself with Dolley and James bc I will singlehandedly fill this tag with love if I have to

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    30 Jul 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    THE GOOD SH I T

  4. Rec *

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    Based on: ‘sorry i set the fire alarm in our building off again for the forty-eighth time i was trying to cook’ AU prompt.

    Paranormal mystery writer Dipper Pines really doesn't mean to keep setting his kitchen on fire. His appliances just hate him. But the next time it happens, he's getting evicted even if the landlord is his Grunkle Stan.

    Overhearing that threat, high school English teacher and neighbor Wirt Palmer can't just let it happen. Dipper seems nice enough, after all, and no one deserves to be homeless. Offering cooking lessons seems like a good gesture and it's about time he do something neighborly.

    And how can Dipper resist the offer from his very cute neighbor?

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    23 Jul 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    this is the GOOD SHIT

  5. Rec 1

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    Dolley Madison wants a cat.
    James Madison temporarily forgets he's allergic to cats.
    Thomas Jefferson is no help at all.
    And Aaron Burr just wants to go home to his wife and daughter.

    Series
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    12 Jul 2017

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