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    Seeking: An intelligent, capable wizard amenable to assisting a bright, independent, magically-formidable single witch in the conception of a child. Insemination only: no sexual congress; non-negotiable. Dignity and discretion of utmost importance. Neither monetary nor emotional support needed for or during the birth and life of child. Further contact will be established following receipt of preliminary letter of interest. Address all inquiries by owl to Joy Bundle, Box # 1086, Hogsmeade Village .

    A response to #56 of the Anything Goes challenge: “She wants to have a baby. She's interviewing potential fathers. Who is she? Why is she resorting to this method? What questions is she asking in order to choose a father for her unborn child? Who shows up? Who does she choose? What happens next? She can be anybody.”

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    12 Oct 2019

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    Eleven years after the war, Draco Malfoy leads a quiet, boring, and perfectly respectable life, thanks very much. Or, at least he does, until a sudden and very unexpected veela awakening causes him to throw soup all over Harry Potter in the middle of the Ministry cafeteria.

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    08 Oct 2019

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    Draco Malfoy wouldn't go back to England for anything less than an exceptional case. Being asked to figure out why Harry Potter can't control his magic might be exceptional enough to qualify.

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    22 Sep 2019

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    Sansa's car is stolen. Sandor is her claims adjuster in shining armor -- or, in this case, a polyester-blend wrinkle-resistant collared shirt and a cheap black tie.

    Featuring: adventures in cubicle land, dates in fast cars, awkward gift-giving, sweet kisses, questionable career choices, bad puns, and a lot more insurance jargon than you ever expected to read in 'E' rated fanfiction. You probably weren't looking for this AU, but you might just like it if you try it.

    COMPLETE!!!

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    21 Sep 2019

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    When Grimmauld Place begins fighting against Harry’s ownership of it, he decides he needs help to train the historic home — but little does he expect that it’ll be Malfoy who’s most suitable for the challenge. However, as Malfoy and Harry get closer, Harry comes to understand that expectations aren’t always the best path by which to guide his heart — and in the process learns just what is needed to make a house a home.

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    13 Sep 2019