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    Hana finds that it’s difficult to take care of your best friend when your best friend has all the self-preservation instincts of a lemming.

     

    Hana doesn’t know how this happened. No, wait, she does know how it happened. Kyoko made that pleading face, and Hana is weak to the pleading face. She knew Kyoko made poor life choices, but she didn’t realize they were contagious.

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    The South is a wilderness of warring barbarian 'kings', raiding bands, bandits and other such creatures. Like every good citizen of the Imperium, Dorian Pavus despises the very thought of the place and all those savages who inhabit it, probably all sweaty and half-naked and... sorry, lost his train of thought for a moment there.

    Of course, most good citizens of the Imperium haven't just been captured by a group of said southern barbarians.

    (AU in which Hawke leads a raiding band, Dorian is the prize all his men are fighting over, Varric stands to make a lot of money off the betting pool, and Trevelyan is not the Inquisitor, he's a very naughty boy)

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    Naberrie doesn't think on the same scale as everyone else.

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    Some people are like onions. Some people are like mold. Some people just need the right environment to truly shine.

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    Anakin Naberrie is rather less mortal than he'd like to be, so he's decided to make sure a bunch of his friends stick around for the very long term.

    Galactic civilization, as it is, doesn't stand a chance.

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    He was completely unfazed by Ryuji’s doubt. “I can be very charming,” Akira assured him magnanimously. “I’ll have you know I’m a man of many talents. I’m sure any number of my skills will help me win him over.”

    Ryuji raised a sardonic eyebrow at him. “‘Talents?’ What, you mean like breaking and entering, assault, and hostage negotiation?”

    A blank, glasses-blocked stare. “You don’t think those will help?”

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    It should be easy to judge a man by the shape of his soul, but Strawhat Luffy spits in the face of logic and predictability.

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    Roy gets significantly more than he bargained for with a pair of gold-eyed prostitutes.

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    “Person with designated prior consent in the case of medically severe aphrodisiac exposure?” Hizashi reads off the medical form, his eyebrows rising up towards his hairline. “Hey, Shōta, is this a misprint?"

    “Just put me down,” Shōta replies, making Hizashi’s brain short-circuit for a moment.

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    Unlikely friendships between ladies is good stuff, but what’s also good stuff? Unlikely friendships AND lil’ adolescent Hermione Granger getting an INCOMPREHENSIBLE CRUSH on a gorgeous teenage witch named Fleur.

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    He keeps the aqun-asala powder in a jar on his dressing table. Every three months he spoons some of it into a mug and mixes it into the water with his finger. It's supposed to be tasteless, but when he swallows it down it lingers on his tongue, affects the taste of anything else he eats for the next couple days, mutes everything. He gets a kick outta eating spicy shit all lackadaisically and offering it to people, and acting surprised when it burns their mouths. (When he explains it to Sera, after she's stopped crying and threatening to stab him with one of his own horns, she thinks it's hilarious — tries to talk him into letting her have enough to prank people, actually. He knows exactly how much is left in the jar though, and he's not sure he's ever gonna get more... so she has to make do with sitting next to him and watching.)

    "So it keeps you from losing it, huh?" she asks, glaring down into her empty flagon like she doesn't know where the beer got off to. "No squishy pffff—" she puffs up her cheeks and sets the flagon down, curving her hands into a circle and then moving them apart, "—for the qunari pokers?"

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    He's unable to stop thinking about it, about those large hands in his hair, about those strong arms surrounding him. About those thick fingers sliding deep within him. He wonders what it would be like, to share a heat. To share it with someone who would not be ashamed of him. To share…

    And with someone who didn't think there was anything to be ashamed of in the first place.

    Dorian thinks about this, and listens to Bull and his Chargers laughing at each other, and drinks.

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    In which people with floofy pauldrons like Cullen should probably not stand so close to the woman waving around a lit candle on the end of a board.

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    The Antivan language and sex on the war table: just two of Bull's varied interests.

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    Dagna spills an experimental healing potion on Iron Bull's pants. It goes about how you'd expect.

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    It wasn't like Hojo had left clear instructions on how to reverse a sacrifice to the Gate.

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    Thanks to Zack, Cloud has a chance to finally meet his childhood hero, Sephiroth. There's just one tiny hitch...

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    You gotta introduce yourself juuuuust right when meetin' your new fleetside peers.
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    Post-game, every single player ends up bundled off to Alternia.

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    -- uranianUmbra [UU] started trolling grimAuxiliatrix [GA] --

    UU: hUllo! i hope i'm not distUrbing yoU?
    UU: i don't think we have talked like this before, so jUst in case, this is calliope! ^u^ i Used to be a cherUb.
    GA: Ah You Are The Muse Of Space One
    GA: Not The Horrible One
    UU: ^U^ hahaha! yes, yoU are qUite correct.
    UU: he *is* pretty horrible. i feel i shoUld apologize in advance for what i'm aboUt to ask yoU, even if yoU decline, becaUse my brother is a pain merely to contemplate as it is.
    GA: Rest Assured I Will Not Hold A Grudge Over Merely Having To Contemplate The Existence Of An Unpleasant Person
    GA: If I Were The Kind Of Person Who Did My Contact List Would Be A Whole Lot Emptier
    GA: And My Life More Boring Though At Least Probably Simpler I Suppose
    GA: And Less Aggravating
    GA: Um
    GA: Ask Away

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    “You’ve heard the rumors,” Mustang says, looking at Ed over the top of his latest report, “about the angels.”

    Ed scoffs and rolls his eyes, “Angels don’t exist, don’t be ridiculous.”

    “Of course, of course,” he murmurs, gaze sliding back down, “There have been multiple eye witness accounts, however.”

    Ed slouches into the chair and doesn’t bother to keep the contempt to from his voice when he says, “Don’t depend on anything with wings to save you. Things that were made to leave always end up doing so, in the end.”

    “Yes, well,” he says, “sometimes they come back.”

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