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    What would have happened if Charles and Erik had managed to recruit Logan?

    (In which Logan solves everyone's problems through snark and BAMFery.)

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    19 Aug 2018

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    Q has shagged James Bond nine times and his life is a disaster.

    (or: Q has a bad day, Bond has a thing for Q's jumpers and the night goes exactly as expected, for the most part)

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    18 Aug 2018

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    Living with Q is not as difficult as James initially thought it might be.

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    16 Aug 2018

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    “How does that lead to…?” Eve waves her hand at the mess behind Q’s back.
    Q feels his expression morph into a sly grin. “I have a new plan. I’m going to stay on these dating platforms, but I’m going to treat them as databases. Rather than waiting for an algorithm to set me up, I'm going to try reverse-engineering this entire system.”

    In which Q works in the private sector, still winds up friends with Eve, and applies science to his love life. Obviously, Eve gets involved.

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    13 Aug 2018

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    “He did my job for me, killing his master,” Bond said. “He got around his feet and tripped him down a flight of stairs. Leaving him to get blown up with the rest of them seemed a churlish way to repay him.”

    The cat chirruped agreeably, and washed a paw. Despite being brought from south Ireland in a bag, the feline looked well-cared for.

    “You brought me a cat. A murder cat, owned by your villain du jour.”

    In which Q is brought offerings of murder cats, keeps losing his pens to a certain kleptomaniacal agent, and is generally oblivious to/confused by Bond's attempts at catching his attention.

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    11 Aug 2018