OneSmartChicken

Reasonably Intelligent for a Chicken



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  1. Summary

    It's (s)crap!

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  2. Summary

    Basically I'm just giving in and starting a series for my stupid little drabbles. There will be schmoop. And probably angst. And incomplete, unsatisfying nonsense. Probably even just chunks of text that are little more than prompts. If anyone wants to do anything with them, go for it.

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  4. Summary

    After the first one, just random snippets in the life and times of Claire Dearing. The first one is kinda necessary, but everything else should be optional. when those things happen. Eh.

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  1. Rec 33

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    Winter is free of Hydra but not of the confusing mess of memories a half century of sometimes conflicting brainwashing gives you. He thinks he could change in a way that would help, but his metal arm is somehow holding him back.

    Master Artificer Tony Stark just wants to make cell phones that turn into construct pets without people telling him enchantments and technology don't mix. Oh well, maybe baiting someone into trying to kidnap him will stave off the boredom till the Avengers next assemble.

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    11 Oct 2019

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    FECK that's cute that's some damn cute shit

  2. Rec 97

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    Eight times they left each other speechless, and one time words were insufficient anyway.

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    11 Oct 2019

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    Asdgh THIS IS SO DAMN CUTE FUCK

  3. Rec *

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    Since humanity first started spreading across the land, pushing dragons back by sheer numbers, tensions have been high between the species. War is nearly endless, and Prince Tony, the half-human heir of the dragons, is sick of it. When King Howard of the dragons is poisoned, the fate of everything sits in the balance. In desperation to save his own life and to prevent decades of fighting over the throne, Tony sets off to find a cure.

    Down in the foothills, Legati Steven of the human army finds himself with a missing friend and assassin, a suspiciously cagy adviser to the ruler and a desperate need to be less interesting. In the interests of scuttling his own career, he starts on his own mission to find his answers. When he runs into Tony, they discover just how complicated things really are.

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    30 Sep 2019

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    This is fun. And not just because I'm a sucker for dragon Tony. The plot is solid and the characters are good. A+

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    In which Roy and Ed demonstrate their respective bountiful emotional intelligence.

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    23 Sep 2019

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    Ahh i dunno why but i swear my brain mashed this up with another fic i didn't enjoy so much. This is good squish.

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    Stiles was just kind of weird.

    Weird name, weird sense of humor, weird habits.

    So it wasn’t really a surprise to anyone that his weirdness extended to the point of him being a Guide. Hell, it wasn’t even really a surprise when he was shipped off to the special school for Guides and Sentinels that were too potent to be in public before they were trained.

    But it was a little bit of a surprise when his instructors discovered that he was not, in fact talking to himself between classes as they thought.

    He was talking to his soul animal.

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    23 Sep 2019

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    I too am sen/guide trash and always will be

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