OneSmartChicken

Reasonably Intelligent for a Chicken



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  1. Summary

    Basically I'm just giving in and starting a series for my stupid little drabbles. There will be schmoop. And probably angst. And incomplete, unsatisfying nonsense. Probably even just chunks of text that are little more than prompts. If anyone wants to do anything with them, go for it.

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  2. Summary

    It's (s)crap!

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  4. Summary

    After the first one, just random snippets in the life and times of Claire Dearing. The first one is kinda necessary, but everything else should be optional. when those things happen. Eh.

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  1. Rec *

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    When Naruto is five, he's gutted by a drunken civilian and presumed dead.

    Six months later a girl with ash pale hair and dark blue eyes enters the Academy.

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    06 Dec 2018

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    ....WHEEZE
    I haven't seen an episodeof Naruto in, oh, over a decade? and yet i am just intensely satisfied by this.

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    It is not often that Kudou Shinichi discovers there is something considered common knowledge that he, in fact, does not know. Normally he'd probably sulk a bit after learning this, before being glad he knows now. This factoid, though. This one isn't so easily maneuvered around. He'd better work on his poker face for this one, because the stakes are high in this particular game of cards.

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    03 Dec 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is--my kind of angst-but-not. It's very cute I approve heartily.

  3. Rec *

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    Conan already has some kind of corpse-finding power, but when Heiji is in his orbit the corpses actively come to them. From above. Witness.

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    29 Nov 2018

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    I'm gonna fucking cry

    This is a 100% accurate representation of the show

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    28 Nov 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Oh okay then
    This kind of hurt my entire soul but it's such a good time loop like wow.

  5. Rec *

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    Everyone in the world has a soulmate and odds are in their favor that any given person will find theirs. Any time a person sings, their soulmate will hear them. The closer they are, the louder their voice will sound.

    That’s all fine and dandy for people who can sing, but what if you can’t?

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    28 Nov 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    ooohhhh nnnooooooooo this is so cute