OneSmartChicken

Reasonably Intelligent for a Chicken



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    It's (s)crap!

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  2. Summary

    Basically I'm just giving in and starting a series for my stupid little drabbles. There will be schmoop. And probably angst. And incomplete, unsatisfying nonsense. Probably even just chunks of text that are little more than prompts. If anyone wants to do anything with them, go for it.

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  4. Summary

    After the first one, just random snippets in the life and times of Claire Dearing. The first one is kinda necessary, but everything else should be optional. when those things happen. Eh.

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    "It's — growing pains. This is me getting stronger. I have evidence. I won a spar. The score is 60-1 or something but I won one. So. There."

    "... I suppose some congratulations are in order?" Peter says, half-mocking drawl.

    Stiles flips him off. Makes pathetic noises when all of his muscles protest at once.

    A fingertip grazes his and — "Wow," Stiles breathes, dazed, as his pain begins drifting away on a cotton candy cloud of childish-shiver ecstasy. "Don't stop. Do not ever stop."

    "That's quite a request. And quite a unique position to be requesting it from."

    Stiles lifts his head up - with miraculous ease - and glares at the middle-finger currently cosying up to Peter's black-veined pointer. He feels dangerously close to pouting. He doesn't want to lose the werewolf-mojo, but Peter is kind of right.

    Peter heaves a sigh before Stiles can come up with something probably stupid and says, "Would you like a massage, Stiles?"

    [And maybe this is where their love story started, or maybe it started with breaking and entering and a few pranks, or maybe it started when they first locked eyes on one another. However it started — here's how it goes.]

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    17 Jul 2020

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    MY HEART

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    In which Yuri Plisetsky began life with the name Edward Elric, and this has made the world of figure skating a significantly stranger and more alarming place.

    “Are you saying you lived a life of crime before you began skating?”
    “I’m gonna have to check the statute of limitations on a couple things and get back to you on that.”

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    28 May 2020

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    Me, crying: I JUST LOVE THIS SO MUCH

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    Technically Q's name and personal details are classified and beyond the purview of field agents, but he's worked for Q branch for ten years and had gone by his actual name for eight of them. His identity is as much of a "secret" as his ineptitude at filing financial reports.

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    07 May 2020

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    Gods DAMN this is so funny and cute holy shit bond you disaster actually they're both disasters

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    The last time Peter was locked up and abandoned, he went crazy and killed a bunch of people. Stiles can’t understand why anyone would consider it a good idea to repeat history. So he decides to do something about it.

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    04 Apr 2020

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    N i c e

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    Stiles is adopted by the Hales.

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    01 Apr 2020

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    This one's v cute abd oddly satisfying uvu