OneSmartChicken

Reasonably Intelligent for a Chicken



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  1. Summary

    After the first one, just random snippets in the life and times of Claire Dearing. The first one is kinda necessary, but everything else should be optional. when those things happen. Eh.

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  3. Summary

    This is less Sarah/Maria fic and more a collection of Sarah/Maria drabbles because plot is hard. Background Steve/Tony and various other characters (mothers in particular) make appearances for the hell of it. This is basically as fluffy as something heavily featuring dead mothers can be, which is honestly pretty fluffy. Some parts will be more Sarah & Maria, so put on and take off your slash goggles as you please.

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  4. Summary

    What it says on the tin. (Any and all resemblance to Malia's story arc is wholly accidental especially since I posted this before Malia was a thing I'm pretty sure so HA!)

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  5. Summary

    Basically I'm just giving in and starting a series for my stupid little drabbles. There will be schmoop. And probably angst. And incomplete, unsatisfying nonsense. Probably even just chunks of text that are little more than prompts. If anyone wants to do anything with them, go for it.

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  1. Rec *

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    Three hundred years ago, the world ended not with a bang or a whimper, but with magic.

    Since then, magic has been outlawed, and the world has clawed its way back to some kind of stability, with people and shifters alike divided between living within the walled safety of the Havens, or the small, less protected outposts dotting the frontier.

    Derek Hale and his sisters, Laura and Cora, are the proprietors of Hale's Circus of Magic, Monsters, and Mystical Wonders, known colloquially as the Circus at the End of the World. They and their ragtag pack ride the rails between the outposts and the Havens, performing for those who can pay (and some who can't). Their circus is a small haven in and of itself, a place of safety for those who have nowhere else to go.

    It's a quiet life...until Stiles Stilinski joins the crew.

    The circus has something Stiles needs—a ticket into the Haven of Santa Francesca. His father has been abducted, and Stiles is determined to get him back no matter what he has to do.

    But Stiles has another secret, one that puts him and every member of the circus in danger. And if he's not careful, it could get them all killed.

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    20 Jul 2017

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    In which everyone I hate has a suitable end (or doesn't even rate a mention) and everyone I like is awesome and everything is basically sunshine and roses. Hella.

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    Derek is about to leave, content with the smell of blood as proof that the Fury is dead when he hears it.

    A heartbeat.

    It’s faint and uneven and even with its help, it takes Derek a full minute of scanning the clearing before he finally spots the small heap that must be the human. It’s down on the far side of the canyon, almost completely hidden by a tall oak tree and–Derek jumps down before he thinks about it.

    He knows what he has to do. Furies are dangerous. Furies are fire and smoke and a funeral he barely remembers. He lands almost silently and makes sure his hands are fully shifted into claws and then slowly moves forward.

    Or, a How to Train Your Dragon AU

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    13 Jul 2017

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    Okay but this is the best httyd adjacent (inspired? etc) fic ever????

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    Kyoko gets cast in adaptations of popular works. Reactions are predictable.

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    12 Jul 2017

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    Shit. Now I really wanna draw that scene Ren imagined.

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    Sighing, Stiles reaches for Derek’s big hands, cradled in his broad lap, his skin lighting up even more at Derek's touch. He takes a deep breath and closes his eyes, preparing himself to look for Derek’s soulmate. Whoever you are, he thinks, you better be worth him.

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    9 Jul 2017

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    -squishes- cute nice

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    His father wasn’t stupid. He was an officer of the law, trained to look for patterns. He confronted Stiles about werewolves and they shouted and Stiles tried to explain but his father was so, so, so mad, more mad than Stiles had ever seen him, ever in all his life and then his father looked at him and said,

    “It’s like you’re not my son anymore.”

    And Stiles broke.

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    8 Jul 2017

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    Well this is a delightful rollercoaster.