OneSmartChicken

Reasonably Intelligent for a Chicken



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    It's (s)crap!

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    After the first one, just random snippets in the life and times of Claire Dearing. The first one is kinda necessary, but everything else should be optional. when those things happen. Eh.

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    This is less Sarah/Maria fic and more a collection of Sarah/Maria drabbles because plot is hard. Background Steve/Tony and various other characters (mothers in particular) make appearances for the hell of it. This is basically as fluffy as something heavily featuring dead mothers can be, which is honestly pretty fluffy. Some parts will be more Sarah & Maria, so put on and take off your slash goggles as you please.

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    When no good deed goes unpunished, Dean ends up sentenced to community service for physically defending another Omega at his job. That is, at his former job. It's all a steaming pile of shit, and that's exactly what he has to clean up at the joint animal shelter and clinic he's been assigned to.

    With a face full of allergies and a horrific mood, all Dean has to do is get through six weeks of this sinus-assaulting torture. That's not so easy with a smartass Alpha receptionist, but at least the weird Beta vet might just end up being kinda cool.

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    18 May 2018

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    !!!!! //////
    THIS IS GREAT AND CUTE AND W O W

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    Scott finally pulls a a stunt so boneheaded that Stiles can't think of any way to get him out of it. Hoping to outrun the fallout, he packs up his father and they move to Canada. Unfortunately, nowhere is safe.

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    10 May 2018

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    I fully expected this to straight up kill me but the pacing is really nice to avoid UTTER DESPAIR and it's actually pretty funny and cute
    For future me: comfort fic only if not Very Highkey about death specifically

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    Tony has always been shy about his wings. He doesn't understand why Bucky and Steve want to see his when theirs are so big and regally understated.

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    23 Mar 2018

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    "Why are you like this?"

    bless

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    Tony is certain he knows exactly what's going on between him and Steve. (Spoiler alert: he doesn't.)

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    16 Mar 2018

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    ohn o they're so cute halp

  5. Rec 16

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    Suzaku really had to hand it to the Britannians. Despite all their differences, he had to admit they really knew how to party.

    Normally, he wasn’t one for parties like this one, but there was something about the loud music, bubbly atmosphere, and amalgamation of colors that made him feel at ease. He felt like letting loose, like dancing.

    Or maybe that was the six flutes of champagne he’d downed in the past hour talking.

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    09 Mar 2018

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    ...shit this is really cute