OneSmartChicken

Reasonably Intelligent for a Chicken



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  1. Summary

    It's (s)crap!

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  3. Summary

    After the first one, just random snippets in the life and times of Claire Dearing. The first one is kinda necessary, but everything else should be optional. when those things happen. Eh.

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  5. Summary

    This is less Sarah/Maria fic and more a collection of Sarah/Maria drabbles because plot is hard. Background Steve/Tony and various other characters (mothers in particular) make appearances for the hell of it. This is basically as fluffy as something heavily featuring dead mothers can be, which is honestly pretty fluffy. Some parts will be more Sarah & Maria, so put on and take off your slash goggles as you please.

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  1. Rec 20

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    Bucky should have known that being Steve's friend would bite him in the ass in the future a well.

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    14 Sep 2018

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    omg
    Steve
    We do not hit civilians even if they're dumb

  2. Rec 37

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    Magic exists. Ask anyone with a soul mate string and they’ll tell you.

    Curses exist, too.

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    08 Sep 2018

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    -yells at the sun- THIS IS MY JAM

  3. Rec 64

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    “I’m sorry but I think this occasion calls for freaking out,” Stiles says, throwing his hands up between them. Or, more accurately, throwing Allison’s hands up, which are attached to Allison’s arms, which are attached to Allison’s everything else that he is apparently now residing in like he’s involved in some weird, person-shaped Airbnb.

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    07 Sep 2018

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    Fuck
    this is really cute

  4. Rec *

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    When Steve is defrosted early by Howard Stark, who dedicated his retirement to searching for Captain America, he's feeling rather lost in the world that has moved on without him. But Howard is happy to help, he gives him a place to stay and a friendly face, and for that Steve is grateful.

    He also tells Steve that under no circumstances must he go near his son, Tony Stark. According to Howard, the man is a nasty piece of work. And really, it's not like Howard would lie to him, right?

    Wrong.

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    03 Sep 2018

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    Fuck off that's adorable

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    When the mysterious group of vigilante assassins known only as 'The Avengers' are tipped off about the dirty secrets that lie within Stark Industries, Steve Rogers has his heart set on taking out Tony Stark for good in order to protect the rest of the world from his evil. He's seen the footage, after all- Stark is a man who fights only for himself. And of course, when a job arises as chief bodyguard for Stark, to protect him from the growing threat of an ominously infatuated stalker, the opportunity is way too good for him to miss out on. It's the perfect placement, and the perfect way to find out whether or not their tipoff is genuine.

    But as Steve falls into rank as the new bodyguard for Mr. Stark and he spends time getting to know and protect him, his initial hatred begins to falter and merge into something different, something far more terrifying than the prospect of killing the face of Stark Industries.

    Steve Rogers may just be falling in love with him instead.

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    01 Sep 2018

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    IT'S SO GOOD

    SO GOOD