OneSmartChicken

Reasonably Intelligent for a Chicken



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  1. Summary

    Basically I'm just giving in and starting a series for my stupid little drabbles. There will be schmoop. And probably angst. And incomplete, unsatisfying nonsense. Probably even just chunks of text that are little more than prompts. If anyone wants to do anything with them, go for it.

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  2. Summary

    It's (s)crap!

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  4. Summary

    After the first one, just random snippets in the life and times of Claire Dearing. The first one is kinda necessary, but everything else should be optional. when those things happen. Eh.

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  1. Public Bookmark *

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    “Put Peter on the phone,” Stiles says, too sharp to be polite.

    “What?” Derek sounds completely thrown. “Stiles, I don’t think— Okay, you’re obviously not understanding what’s happening here. Peter isn’t talking. He’s basically just growling at this point, and he’s rounding on anyone that gets too close. He actually bit me when I tried to take back my pillow. I nearly lost a thumb.”

    “Derek.” The reality of this shitshow of a situation is finally kicking in, undeniably, and Stiles needs to hear Peter’s voice. “Just trust the omega, okay? Tell him it’s me, and give him the damn phone.”

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    "Wrangling Rut-Drunk Alpha Boyfriends 101" by Stiles Stilinski, omega and responsible adult person.

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    19 Mar 2019

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    This is a fun nesting abo, cute and hot

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    (For the Hunter AU square)

    The plan was very simple: go back in time, kill Kate, kill Gerard, never ever make contact with his parents, try to find a place within the Hale pack or not, but either way, live the rest of his life displaced and without the people he loves.

    Of course, as it always is with him these days, nothing goes according to plan.

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    17 Mar 2019

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    FUN

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    Peter had given up hope of ever finding his soulmate until the red string on his finger leads him to a four-year-old. He's going to Hell. Or jail. Or both.

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    14 Mar 2019

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    Why am i laughing so hard jc Peter's just like I'm gonna have an aneurysm and no one can fucking stop me

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    Derek wakes up with dozens of comments on an Instagram photo he doesn't remember taking with a stranger wearing the engagement ring he bought for his girlfriend. Kate is not pleased. Stiles thinks it's hilarious.

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    14 Mar 2019

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    Derek "i don't know who this man is but i want his babies" Hale vs Stiles "i kinda know his this guy is and he better keep me" Stilinski

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    Peter opens the door to the cottage, a greeting ready on his lips and freezes. His nostrils flare as a strange scent hits him right in the gut, the smell as solid as a punch to the stomach. He almost flinches from the force of it. The scent is complex, something like honey and cedar and the burnt ozone left behind after a lightning strike.

    He finds the source of the smell in the den. There's a stranger—several, actually—sitting in front of the fireplace, talking animatedly with large hand motions. Peter drops to one knee in front of the young man who is the source of the scent and all of Peter's instincts scream at him mate-claim-mine.

    "What's your name?" Peter asks.

    "Stiles."

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    14 Mar 2019

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    ohH NoOooOoO this is so cuuuuutttteeeee 😤😤😤😤