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    A would-be horse thief is caught and kept.

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    20 Aug 2017

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  2. Public Bookmark 17

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    Arek could not be more embarrassed.
    Look, it wasn’t like he’d noticed a shiny bit in a crack, saw that it was a sword, and immediately just started wiggling into said crack in the mountain to go get it—no, he’d checked to see if he could get at it any other way, first, okay?
    Only now he's got his horns stuck and an inconvenient hole at his backside leaving him exposed, and--
    Was someone there?

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    15 Aug 2017

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    Note to self: don't accidentally fall in love with a prince who's in an arranged marriage keeping your kingdoms from declaring war against each other. Especially when you're spying on him as his manservant.

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    12 Aug 2017

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    Yet Another collection of plotless smut snippets where Lance takes a whole lotta dick based on requests over on my tumblr! Pretty much any kink goes, so there will be a decent variety here! Will tag everything, but please check individual tags at the beginning of each piece for its warnings.

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    6 Aug 2017

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    Stiles couldn’t remember what happened. He knew that he was walking back to the dorms pretty late - or early, depending on how you looked at it - and that a car stopped by him… He thought that there was a blond guy by the wheel and… he asked for directions? Seriously it was a the oldest trick in the book, and somehow he still fell for it.

    It was hard to open his eyes. Was he drugged?

    When he finally managed to pry them open, his vision was blurry for a few minutes before it cleared enough to make sense of what he was seeing. He was on his back, looking up at a… mobile? It was the kind they put above cribs and it had funny looking whales and sharks on it.

    Stiles got a bit dizzy as it rotate slowly, playing some kind of lullaby.

    What the fuck was going on?

    ETA: CHAPTER THREE ADDED!

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